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My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride

 
The Tard Wrangler

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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
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He’s obviously flown her in

As for your question, I don’t know anyone who lets off fireworks on July 5
 Quoting: The Tard Wrangler


My dog was scared to death of thunder, fireworks and gun shots. I’d be pissed too if someone was shooting off fireworks on the 5th. I used to take my boy for a ride away from people on the 4th just to protect him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80899577


Should be banned like they are here now. Huge waste of money in my opinion
Too many wild animals and peoples pets running away and getting scared to death just to entertain the childlike mentalists..
 Quoting: The Tard Wrangler


Yeah...they want to ban fireworks, guns...gas all of it.
 Quoting: Woogy


I ain’t against banning any of them things except for the fireworks which cause so many pets to needlessly go missing every year

I’m a genuine hermit too btw
Correcting the record one tard at a time

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05/08/2022 10:27 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
good for him, why are you so jealous?

ohyeah
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Of course he's jealous.

He's married to a 250 pound American femenazi, who can't cook, treats him like shit, bitches and moans about everything to him, and is a zero in the sex department.

His neighbor will be returning home with a 120 pound woman with a kicking body, a good cook, is grateful, treats him like the she actually values him, and will be getting mind blowing sex every night.

Who do you think had the better deal?


lol
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
Great thread title! Lmao
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To go on is to go far.
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05/08/2022 10:30 PM

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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
good for him, why are you so jealous?

ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60905062


Of course he's jealous.

He's married to a 250 pound American femenazi, who can't cook, treats him like shit, bitches and moans about everything to him, and is a zero in the sex department.

His neighbor will be returning home with a 120 pound woman with a kicking body, a good cook, is grateful, treats him like the she actually values him, and will be getting mind blowing sex every night.

Who do you think had the better deal?


lol
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Dude is 60. Gross.
You know..you never know..you know?
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
good for him, why are you so jealous?

ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60905062


Of course he's jealous.

He's married to a 250 pound American femenazi, who can't cook, treats him like shit, bitches and moans about everything to him, and is a zero in the sex department.

His neighbor will be returning home with a 120 pound woman with a kicking body, a good cook, is grateful, treats him like the she actually values him, and will be getting mind blowing sex every night.

Who do you think had the better deal?


lol
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She will when she learns she can take half, take the whole mine and leave him the shaft.
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
I don't care what really happens, but I have the - well - "feeling" this man will not be your neighbor for much longer.
I don't know what this means or why - I just don't see this person who came from outside, lasting in your location. Its just a psychic nudge, sometimes I get those.
I used to be just a Littlebird ~ Sometimes I'm a meanie head.
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05/08/2022 10:31 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride

He is a creep to begin with..
This doesnt really help.
Wtf.
 Quoting: Woogy


What is really creepy is that you are watching and stalking your neighbor, then posting it on glp.

I bet you are popular at parties.


lotion5

Dude calls the cops and my family members to complain. I am a hermit. I am looking for advice. I live in the woods of nothern mich...he just moved here from missouri or someplace around there.
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In the stalker perverts defense, there isn’t a person on GLP that was ever popular at parties.

Except maybe Detroit50.
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Yup is why he was banned. A real CHAD
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
good for him, why are you so jealous?

ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60905062


Of course he's jealous.

He's married to a 250 pound American femenazi, who can't cook, treats him like shit, bitches and moans about everything to him, and is a zero in the sex department.

His neighbor will be returning home with a 120 pound woman with a kicking body, a good cook, is grateful, treats him like the she actually values him, and will be getting mind blowing sex every night.

Who do you think had the better deal?


lol
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Dude is 60. Gross.
 Quoting: Woogy


And he can still outperform you in the bedroom most likely.

You got a lot of growing up to do, son.

Until then you may want to lost the baggage (current wife) before it gets to the point where she gets 50% of everything including your paycheck in alimony for the rest of your life.
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
good for him, why are you so jealous?

ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60905062


Of course he's jealous.

He's married to a 250 pound American femenazi, who can't cook, treats him like shit, bitches and moans about everything to him, and is a zero in the sex department.

His neighbor will be returning home with a 120 pound woman with a kicking body, a good cook, is grateful, treats him like the she actually values him, and will be getting mind blowing sex every night.

Who do you think had the better deal?


lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80899974


She will when she learns she can take half, take the whole mine and leave him the shaft.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82524972



Nobody ships in a mail order bride without having a rock solid prenuptial contract ready to go.

The standard contract is 10 years/15 years/20 years, and a good attorney will charge you $3500-$5000 for it. It's worth it's weight in gold.
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05/08/2022 10:38 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
Phillipines i guess. Total fucksville.
 Quoting: Woogy


No way. Those are the 80's.

The good stuff's coming out of the eastern bloc.

Why get an asian when you can get a caucasian?
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05/08/2022 10:39 PM
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Thread: I just left to pick up my mail order bride in the Philippines. My creepy neighbor is watching and stalking me.
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
Phillipines i guess. Total fucksville.
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ukrainian whores are a dime a dozen right now. Just ask Putin bouncebwoohoo

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05/08/2022 10:39 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
She wasn't delivered to his address?

What's the point of the mail?
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05/08/2022 10:40 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
good for him, why are you so jealous?

ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60905062


Of course he's jealous.

He's married to a 250 pound American femenazi, who can't cook, treats him like shit, bitches and moans about everything to him, and is a zero in the sex department.

His neighbor will be returning home with a 120 pound woman with a kicking body, a good cook, is grateful, treats him like the she actually values him, and will be getting mind blowing sex every night.

Who do you think had the better deal?


lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80899974


She will when she learns she can take half, take the whole mine and leave him the shaft.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82524972



Nobody ships in a mail order bride without having a rock solid prenuptial contract ready to go.

The standard contract is 10 years/15 years/20 years, and a good attorney will charge you $3500-$5000 for it. It's worth it's weight in gold.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80899974


What's even better than a standard contract is a serious serious background check, intelligence test and psyche tests.

Buying strange off the net from a chick half way around the world; you don't know what you're getting. If she's smart, and a sociopath. You'll be in love with her until the fifth year of marriage when she poisons you successfully.

Time is the best vetter; when you go convenience store trim... you get fukt
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05/08/2022 10:45 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
She wasn't delivered to his address?

What's the point of the mail?
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Gives new meaning to Ubereats
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05/08/2022 10:48 PM

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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
Damn. I guess I'm blessed. Neighbors on the right, play music I'm soso with, and I do the same, and we both stop it before midnight. Neighbors to the left make amazing bbq, play Mexican music like from AM stations, and share meat and beers.

I blast my music occasionally, and share chicken fried steak on Fridays. Its a win win for 15 years now. All our kids grew up together, and the secret is easy... Be friends, But not too friendly. Give em space and mind ya bizness
Share sometimes. Be respectful, share food.
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05/08/2022 10:49 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
Hey OP, mind your own business.

If you don't like it, work harder and buy some land without neighbors to deal with.

Why tf is this shit pinned?

Mods are losing it just like loser OP.

stfu
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Shouldnt be pinned. Agreed.
 Quoting: Woogy


no way it shouldnt.
it is hot topic.
US women are brainwashed everywhere. In stores, schools, colleges, internet, TV...
This is free choice to overcome the issue.
Until all billionaires are annihilated.
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05/08/2022 10:52 PM

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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
I ordered mine from Russia but due to sanctions mine was cancelled

Fucking assholes in congress
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Feminists in the State Department don't want American men to have a good option outside of feminist American women. You can't just send her a ticket, and they make you jump through a bunch of hoops to get her in. You might need a lawyer to help with all the paperwork. They also insist that you marry them within a short time period. No shacking up.

LBFM's are probably a 50-50 bet. A guy might luck out and get a good one. but 50-50 she'll fly when she gets her green card and leave your ugly ass.
Don't forget to have your Liberals spayed or neutered....Stolen

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Communism is SLAVERY

Fuck Joe Biden
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05/08/2022 10:58 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
no pic of said bride yet fail? Also eastern EU brides are better that's a fact
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
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Of course he's jealous.

He's married to a 250 pound American femenazi, who can't cook, treats him like shit, bitches and moans about everything to him, and is a zero in the sex department.

His neighbor will be returning home with a 120 pound woman with a kicking body, a good cook, is grateful, treats him like the she actually values him, and will be getting mind blowing sex every night.

Who do you think had the better deal?


lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80899974


She will when she learns she can take half, take the whole mine and leave him the shaft.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82524972



Nobody ships in a mail order bride without having a rock solid prenuptial contract ready to go.

The standard contract is 10 years/15 years/20 years, and a good attorney will charge you $3500-$5000 for it. It's worth it's weight in gold.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80899974


What's even better than a standard contract is a serious serious background check, intelligence test and psyche tests.

Buying strange off the net from a chick half way around the world; you don't know what you're getting. If she's smart, and a sociopath. You'll be in love with her until the fifth year of marriage when she poisons you successfully.

Time is the best vetter; when you go convenience store trim... you get fukt
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78730071



this guy is insane clueless coward, lol.
get out more, idiot, travel once
women everywhere are completely different than US women.
complete opposite!
normal human beings.
billionaires degrade peasants, and US has by far the most billionaires.
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05/08/2022 11:06 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride

He is a creep to begin with..
This doesnt really help.
Wtf.
 Quoting: Woogy


What is really creepy is that you are watching and stalking your neighbor, then posting it on glp.

I bet you are popular at parties.


lotion5

Dude calls the cops and my family members to complain. I am a hermit. I am looking for advice. I live in the woods of nothern mich...he just moved here from missouri or someplace around there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83154164


Where in The U.P do you live?
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05/08/2022 11:11 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
Look on the bright side, once she gets that green card in her hand she can ditch his ass.
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
Well, thats not the half of it OP.

In point of fact, he went to UPS to "pick up" his new "Bride" to be.

You will understand more when you get a knock knock on your door "asking" if you could help him "unbox" his new bride.

They wieght like ~300lbs, some "assembly" reqiured.

Heck, he might even let ya give it a go or 2 for the help, just sayin.?


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trailer park dra
When you are afraid of losing your life, you have already lost your life.

Don't be afraid.
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05/08/2022 11:13 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
It’s always some old, fat white dude with the Asian chicks. Once they assimilate here and realize what a fat fucking loser they married, they will regret it.
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05/08/2022 11:14 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
He is a creep to begin with..
This doesnt really help.
Wtf.
 Quoting: Woogy


Hell, the GOOD ones get shipped directly to your house!!


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05/08/2022 11:18 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
Phillipines i guess. Total fucksville.
 Quoting: Woogy


No way. Those are the 80's.

The good stuff's coming out of the eastern bloc.

Why get an asian when you can get a caucasian?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78730071


Retards believe the stereotype of asian women. In the philippines specifically the Majority of businesses are owned by Women. Women out number men there and it produces an entirely different dynamic. They are Fiercely Independant and can be rather ppsessive and domineering. Guys bringing these girls over thing theyre getting some submissive girl who will be subserviant are in for a rude awakening. They might play that game for a while.
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
Dude called the cops on me for lighting off fire works on july 5. Who does that?
 Quoting: Woogy


He’s obviously flown her in

As for your question, I don’t know anyone who lets off fireworks on July 5
 Quoting: The Tard Wrangler


My dog was scared to death of thunder, fireworks and gun shots. I’d be pissed too if someone was shooting off fireworks on the 5th. I used to take my boy for a ride away from people on the 4th just to protect him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80899577


Should be banned like they are here now. Huge waste of money in my opinion
Too many wild animals and peoples pets running away and getting scared to death just to entertain the childlike mentalists..
 Quoting: The Tard Wrangler


Agreed.
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
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He’s obviously flown her in

As for your question, I don’t know anyone who lets off fireworks on July 5
 Quoting: The Tard Wrangler


My dog was scared to death of thunder, fireworks and gun shots. I’d be pissed too if someone was shooting off fireworks on the 5th. I used to take my boy for a ride away from people on the 4th just to protect him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80899577


Should be banned like they are here now. Huge waste of money in my opinion
Too many wild animals and peoples pets running away and getting scared to death just to entertain the childlike mentalists..
 Quoting: The Tard Wrangler


Agreed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75469180


Ditto.
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05/08/2022 11:28 PM
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Re: My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
He is a creep to begin with..
This doesnt really help.
Wtf.
 Quoting: Woogy


lol...better than the average American whore





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