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Message Subject My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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good for him, why are you so jealous?

ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60905062


Of course he's jealous.

He's married to a 250 pound American femenazi, who can't cook, treats him like shit, bitches and moans about everything to him, and is a zero in the sex department.

His neighbor will be returning home with a 120 pound woman with a kicking body, a good cook, is grateful, treats him like the she actually values him, and will be getting mind blowing sex every night.

Who do you think had the better deal?


lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80899974


She will when she learns she can take half, take the whole mine and leave him the shaft.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82524972



Nobody ships in a mail order bride without having a rock solid prenuptial contract ready to go.

The standard contract is 10 years/15 years/20 years, and a good attorney will charge you $3500-$5000 for it. It's worth it's weight in gold.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80899974


What's even better than a standard contract is a serious serious background check, intelligence test and psyche tests.

Buying strange off the net from a chick half way around the world; you don't know what you're getting. If she's smart, and a sociopath. You'll be in love with her until the fifth year of marriage when she poisons you successfully.

Time is the best vetter; when you go convenience store trim... you get fukt
 
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