Apparently I have been diagnosed with MONKEYPOX

its all part of the alien disease known as covid.

Its caused by toxins in your blood from the liver.

I can't wait for the mRNA monkeypox Vax by Pfizer or Moderna.

We need Vax passports too. I will be the first in line for my shots so that I can virtue signal on social media. I want everyone to know that I trust science and that I'm not a racist.

Who's with me?

He is a Dancer, ..... Kathleen!

Their are No Gays in Ireland!

OP are you on well water?

TY

I pay a lot of attention to my liver. I saw my uncle die of cirrhosis of the liver and that made an impression on me. He looked like a pregnant woman and was strapped to a gurney out of his mind. Died a few days later.

I went keto mostly because of that and eat few carbs, sugar and no alcohol.

I drink only distilled water. I distill it myself into glass jugs (which are hard to find now)

Bullshit what? That I got a rash?

That my wife is a fukn sheep and lost her sht when I broke out in a rash (that does not resemble the pics I have seen)

That the dermatologist is reporting there are other idiots than my wife out there?

That my wife got one J & J jab?

Be specific or fk off. Just relating something that happened to me today that apparently others find at least a little interesting.

doesn't look like the pics I have seen online, but a widespread red rash all down my back from shoulders down my legs.

Wife freaked out as she follows MSM like a true sheep. Made me go to a dermatologist today and she said she didn't know what it was...might be a number of things causing an allergic reaction. I asked her if it was MONKEYPOX and she said it might be due to the rapid onset and some related symptoms. Surprised the H out of me.

Of course my wife asked and I told her what dermo said...she freaked and now is telling her family I am infected and not to go near me.

Dermo said probably wasn't...but might be...she said CDC is telling her not to rule it out and send them a culture.

I think this thing is going to blow up like covid did. She said her office was getting 2-3 calls per hour asking her to diagnose over phone lol.

People are sooo stupid

Wow, sad to hear this. Good that you saw and learned and have made positive changes. Your Uncles death can be point of correction for all of your family members and thusly brings more meaning to his life and end.

Did it pop up overnight? That's the thing that was weird to me. Literally my wife saw me coming out of the shower and my back was perfectly fine. Not that she scrutinized or anything but she would have noticed for sure if it had even started or a little patchy.

Next morning...bam...from shoulders to calves pretty mush all over my backside.

My daughter had the exact same thing last month. Went to the doctors……said did not know what it was? Gave her a few creams and told her if it gets worse it she spikes a fever to come back. The rash eventually scabed over and then disappeared? Did not itch but left a few spots. She had it all over her back, butt and legs.

Supposedly if you had the smallpox vaccine you are 85% protected from monkey pox.

OP,

I am going to put this on "My Personal Pins", can you give us updates as you get them?

Thanks.

He is a Dancer, ..... Kathleen!

Their are No Gays in Ireland!

lol...I am 25% irish, but 100% hetero. Sorry.

Hey nojab...thanks!!! That is exactly what happened to me. Not sure why so many people think I am making this up. Just wanted to give everyone a heads up and also get ideas like the ones that have been offered. GLP is a great resource with a lot of smart people.

That's pretty much what the derma told me to expect. Didn't prescribe anything except the sulphur soap.

Did it pop up overnight? That's the thing that was weird to me. Literally my wife saw me coming out of the shower and my back was perfectly fine. Not that she scrutinized or anything but she would have noticed for sure if it had even started or a little patchy.

Next morning...bam...from shoulders to calves pretty mush all over my backside.

I definitely will keep y'all posted. Someone put up a thread today right before I left remembering the monkeys that escaped. Gave me a second of pause but the person that developed symptoms didnt match up with mine

Like welts and they burn itch.
No critter
And yes they appeared over night
I thought maybe I sweat too much at night

But the burn is odd

Back of legs and butt
It's been 2 days

I'm taking ivermectin tonight

Thanks OP

For the record...am I the first reporting possible MONKEYPOX symptoms on GLP?

If so, I might sign up under the name MONKEYPOX unless I can come up with a more clever name.

MONEYPUCKS? MONKEYNUTS?