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You know you are old when.....

 
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"is" but i hate semantix.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
Someone asks you how old you are and you can't remember.
The truth is easy to remember.
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Get off my lawn!
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Re: You know you are old when.....
you were mad when you came home from school and cartoons weren't on because someone shot the president. they weren't on the next day either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81785862

This...
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you were mad when you came home from school and cartoons weren't on because someone shot the president. they weren't on the next day either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81785862

This...
 Quoting: Short Circuit


When the Popes were dying off too

cmon, 2 days w/out cartoons?
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Me first

When you think some WNBA players look pretty
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sky king, spin and marty, fury, victory at sea, woody woodpecker, chelveston the duck, mighty mouse
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Flintstones and Jetsons in prime time brought to you by "Winston
tastes good like a cigarette should."
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Takes you 20 mins to get out of bed because of osteo arthritis
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And then once you get out of bed just waking to the bathroom. Ouch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76709552


I've developed "Peripheral Neuropathy" in the last year, at age 50, and it's the absolute worst excutiating pain I have EVER felt in my life. I need a wooden spoon to bite down on the pain is so bad at night, and Lidocaine only helps a little.

I can't feel my feet for the first hour of every day.

Getting old sucks!
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google Homeopathy for peripheral neuropathy and choose the remedy that matches your symptoms the best. I used to get really bad fibromyalgia where I would be stuck in bed for 6 days at a time and couldn't move more than an inch without getting excruciating pain throughout my body...and once I got the right remedy, it completely went away.

Homeopathy works great for fibromyalgia and also for nerve pain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83128519


Thank you, I will check that out!
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You have been taking shits for so long you can take a shit, without making that weird taking a shit face.
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lmao
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you mention The Cure to a younger person and the have no idea who that is.
 Quoting: Golbez


In a similar vein: when you make a reference to Fonzie, and the guy gives you a blank millennial look and asks "what's Fonzie?"
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Re: You know you are old when.....
Little House on the Prairie was one of my favorite shows growing up as a small child in the 70's.

So wholesome. No green haired teacher with a nose ring telling me to "come out" to her as transgender.

But I'm watching this intro now, realizing it was filmed in California in the 70's, where if you drove probably just 10 miles off the set you had all the debauchery of 1970's California in your face...

Last Edited by Emerald Sky on 05/22/2022 04:07 PM
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You remember when you had to get up to change the channel on the TV.
 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa


and hanging / wrapping foil on the rabbit ears to attempt getting better signal
 Quoting: Red John


Oh yeah. Even then you only got 3 channels.

Then Fox came out and we had 4. That was a big deal!
 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa

How about the "tenna rotor" that was a box on top of the tv that had a knob for rotating the direction of the motorized antenna on the roof.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
Here's when things started getting wonky, when they started normalizing divorce, and alternative family structures.

And of course, here's the story, of a man named Brady....and Robert Reed was a homosexual who died of AIDS (I waited on him at a restaurant in Laguna Beach).

Planet Gaslight.

Oh, and I read that the older Brady kids were partying and sexing each other.

So strange to look back on things you saw through the eyes of a child, now seeing them through the eyes of a 50 year old.



Last Edited by Emerald Sky on 05/22/2022 04:19 PM
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 Quoting: Jab McBoosted


Yes, Pippi!

I remember and so does Pepperidge Farm!

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When you mention The Cure to a younger person and the have no idea who that is.
 Quoting: Golbez


In a similar vein: when you make a reference to Fonzie, and the guy gives you a blank millennial look and asks "what's Fonzie?"
 Quoting: Overgoverned


And then you go "Ehhh" with two thumbs up and they call the police.

And the only way to make them and the police understand when they get there is show them a commercial about a dick pill or selling your house back to the bank and they're like oh, that guy, yeah...
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you hear "When I'm 64" on the radio (twice this week) and this launches you into an extended reverie.

The lads were in their late 20s when the song was released. It was a valid, distant question. For me, it was an even more distant question. 64 was unimaginably far into the future.

Paul is pushing 80 now, I think. He achieved 64 years awhile back. Me . . . I have a birthday coming up this week.

I also think about Luke and Obi-Wan. This week in 1977, Luke and I were contemporaries. Old Ben Kenobi was a fossil, according to Han. Sir Alec was 62 in the summer of 1976, when most of the "principal filming" for Star Wars took place. Look who's my contemporary now.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you hear "When I'm 64" on the radio (twice this week) and this launches you into an extended reverie.

The lads were in their late 20s when the song was released. It was a valid, distant question. For me, it was an even more distant question. 64 was unimaginably far into the future.

Paul is pushing 80 now, I think. He achieved 64 years awhile back. Me . . . I have a birthday coming up this week.

I also think about Luke and Obi-Wan. This week in 1977, Luke and I were contemporaries. Old Ben Kenobi was a fossil, according to Han. Sir Alec was 62 in the summer of 1976, when most of the "principal filming" for Star Wars took place. Look who's my contemporary now.
 Quoting: Overgoverned


Happy Birthday! Buckle up, it's going to get bumpy!
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You know you're old when your kid is like "Why is that mustache guy trying to get you to sell off my inhertance", and you have to explain that Tom Selleck was a GOD in the 80's, and they still give you that blank stare...LOL
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Re: You know you are old when.....
you remember the Friday payday scramble with your paycheque
rush to the bank and hope you got there before it was closed
or you couldn't cash it until Monday

- filling out a paper deposit slip to deposit it
- filling out a paper withdrawal slip to get cash out

-_-

you remember when cops had to radio in to dispatch to "run your plate"
oh hai!
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Yall old af
General Mishka  (OP)

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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you hear "When I'm 64" on the radio (twice this week) and this launches you into an extended reverie.

The lads were in their late 20s when the song was released. It was a valid, distant question. For me, it was an even more distant question. 64 was unimaginably far into the future.

Paul is pushing 80 now, I think. He achieved 64 years awhile back. Me . . . I have a birthday coming up this week.

I also think about Luke and Obi-Wan. This week in 1977, Luke and I were contemporaries. Old Ben Kenobi was a fossil, according to Han. Sir Alec was 62 in the summer of 1976, when most of the "principal filming" for Star Wars took place. Look who's my contemporary now.
 Quoting: Overgoverned


I get the same thoughts
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Youre White and its so fucking hot you sleep with the windows open in a neighborhood full of negroes.
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Yall old af
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ya remember when tail light lenses and signal light lenses were glass
not plastic
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When you take 8 pills in the morning and wash them down with beer.
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Yep! x 1000
I've been married so long, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
If you know how to use a rotary phone You might be old.

If you no what a party line is and don't think it's at a club you might be old.

If you remember gas wars between competing gas stations you might be old.

If you ever received a toaster for opening a checking account you might be old.

If you know how to use a can opener you might be old and if you know what a p-38 is and can use it you're almost extinct.



UD
 Quoting: UD 82578809


Yes to all.

I guess I might be old. But I still get it done everyday.
I've been married so long, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street.
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You remember when you had to get up to change the channel on the TV.
 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa


and hanging / wrapping foil on the rabbit ears to attempt getting better signal
 Quoting: Red John


Oh yeah. Even then you only got 3 channels.

Then Fox came out and we had 4. That was a big deal!
 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa

How about the "tenna rotor" that was a box on top of the tv that had a knob for rotating the direction of the motorized antenna on the roof.
 Quoting: Short Circuit


Still have one on the mast, although the control box died years ago. The antenna is now permanently pointed north.

No worries, I don't watch TV anyway.
I've been married so long, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street.





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