You guys don't actually use them for anything except to make you feel better, like the way a toddler uses a teddy bear.

Because surely an armed nation wouldn't let a small cabal of known individuals steal their wealth, poison the air and water, poison them with coerced medical experiments, insider trade their way to millions, steal the elections, and employ agencies whose express targets are the citizens.

50 dedicated men could change your whole country in a week. But even with 400 million armed keen-to-kill madlads this doesn't happen. Only schools get shot up.

I wonder why that is.