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Lazy Monk  User ID: 76760293  Sweden05/31/2022 02:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Reminds me of when I threw a bunch of random fish in my aquarium and let them figure it out for themselves. One tiny little cichlid ate the smallest tetra he could find, even though it was too big for him and got stuck in his throat for a week. But the nutrients made him grow a bit. Then he ate the rest of the tetras. And then he ate all the rest of the fish, as quickly as he grew big enough to fit them in his mouth. Nature. Last Edited by Lazy Monk on 05/31/2022 02:16 PM Lazy Monk |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 83449756 United States05/31/2022 02:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ill bet fresh strawberries and blueberries are the perfect combo.delishes to look at and taste out of this world.spread a light sprinkle of sugar and bam! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81045762 WTF obese diabetic sugar addict you've got Nature's glory in front of you and have to put industrial crystals on it so it "tastes good".  |
| Harry (OP) User ID: 56797747 United States05/31/2022 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Reminds me of when I threw a bunch of random fish in my aquarium and let them figure it out for themselves. Quoting: Lazy Monk One tiny little cichlid ate the smallest tetra he could find, even though it was too big for him and got stuck in his throat for a week. But the nutrients made him grow a bit. Then he ate the rest of the tetras. And then he ate all the rest of the fish, as quickly as he grew big enough to fit them in his mouth. Nature. "Nature.... um... finds a way". |
| Mother Maggie User ID: 83417648 United States05/31/2022 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ill bet fresh strawberries and blueberries are the perfect combo.delishes to look at and taste out of this world.spread a light sprinkle of sugar and bam! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81045762 I do the tri mix blueberry raspberry blackberry put em in the bullet / food ninja turns purple  and then they go into my brewing Kefir or into small jars on the freezer door shelf for yogurt.. or in tea.. or or or or or... sometimes they turn into a reduced sugar jam. Last Edited by Mother Maggie on 05/31/2022 02:24 PM Yea though I walk thru the valley of gross inability to recognize the absurd ..lies...propaganda and dark shits... I will fear it all NOT.. for THOU ART WITH ME. AND JESUS SAID ON THE CROSS.. FORGIVE THEM FATHER.. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO |
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| ProPain User ID: 72485661 United States05/31/2022 02:32 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ill bet fresh strawberries and blueberries are the perfect combo.delishes to look at and taste out of this world.spread a light sprinkle of sugar and bam! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81045762 WTF obese diabetic sugar addict you've got Nature's glory in front of you and have to put industrial crystals on it so it "tastes good". Well tell us all the perfect way you live life so we can learn. Or do you just like to find some fault in others while avoiding mirrors? |
| ProPain User ID: 72485661 United States05/31/2022 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Reminds me of when I threw a bunch of random fish in my aquarium and let them figure it out for themselves. Quoting: Lazy Monk One tiny little cichlid ate the smallest tetra he could find, even though it was too big for him and got stuck in his throat for a week. But the nutrients made him grow a bit. Then he ate the rest of the tetras. And then he ate all the rest of the fish, as quickly as he grew big enough to fit them in his mouth. Nature. "Nature.... um... finds a way". I had a good laugh at that. Thanks. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 82810580 United States05/31/2022 02:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last year I planted a wild blueberry bush in my wild strawberry planter. It's a large planter and I called it "The battle of the berries". Quoting: Hot Dog Harry. 56797747 I wanted to see which one would win. The mature strawberry plants or the young blueberry plant. What happened you never could have guessed. The strawberries grew over the sides of the planter into the ground and just moved the fuck out. So now the young blueberry plant has the planter to itself and the strawberries are growing out of the ground around it now. There was no battle, the strawberries just moved out. Nature. the same happen when you mix flaming liberals with intelligent conservatives. let the blueferries have the fkn pot. |
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| Harry (OP) User ID: 56797747 United States05/31/2022 03:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This year is my 4th attempt at a garden. First time I tried felt like a master gardener. Last 2 times complete failure. Hopefully this year and the work put in it will be moderately successful. Quoting: ProPain I moved on to planting in planters. Only thing in the ground this year is my old oregano bush and the wild strawberries that moved out. |
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| Harry. (OP) User ID: 56797747 United States05/31/2022 03:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get your Blueberry bush a friend. Blueberries will yield far moar berries if they cross-pollinate with another variety of blueberry. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72497887 I will look into it, thanks! Will they cross pollinate with the wild strawberries? I saw a bell pepper basil hybrid with my own eyes. |
| Harry (OP) User ID: 56797747 United States05/31/2022 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | next time put an equal amount of each into separate containers and freeze them Quoting: time travel 77142673 take one of them out when someone comes over see what happens when you serve them on a dish I don't get a very big yield. The blueberry bush is too young yet to even make edible berries. I just snack on them when I barbecue. There's a grape vine out here too but the grapes only reach the size of peas. Not tasty.... |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80345143 United States05/31/2022 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Reminds me of when I threw a bunch of random fish in my aquarium and let them figure it out for themselves. Quoting: Lazy Monk One tiny little cichlid ate the smallest tetra he could find, even though it was too big for him and got stuck in his throat for a week. But the nutrients made him grow a bit. Then he ate the rest of the tetras. And then he ate all the rest of the fish, as quickly as he grew big enough to fit them in his mouth. Nature. Chichlids dont mess around... My dad was an idiot and put it in with a bunch of more passive, but bigger fish thinking theyd be safe. They give chichlids the red dot sticker for a reason. That fish killed everybody |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77142673 United States05/31/2022 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | next time put an equal amount of each into separate containers and freeze them Quoting: time travel 77142673 take one of them out when someone comes over see what happens when you serve them on a dish I don't get a very big yield. The blueberry bush is too young yet to even make edible berries. I just snack on them when I barbecue. There's a grape vine out here too but the grapes only reach the size of peas. Not tasty.... well, whenever you see them on sale  |
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| Harry (OP) User ID: 56797747 United States05/31/2022 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | next time put an equal amount of each into separate containers and freeze them Quoting: time travel 77142673 take one of them out when someone comes over see what happens when you serve them on a dish I don't get a very big yield. The blueberry bush is too young yet to even make edible berries. I just snack on them when I barbecue. There's a grape vine out here too but the grapes only reach the size of peas. Not tasty.... well, whenever you see them on sale I get free strawberries and blueberries at work.... shhhh.... don't tell. |
