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This pest control company will pay you $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches in your home

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/20/2022 01:55 PM
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Nope - not one republican whack wing ding will step inside my door.
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06/20/2022 01:56 PM
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Re: This pest control company will pay you $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches in your home
We had to bounce into a trailer temp. Sent bug guy a week ahead . What ever they use is no joke . Have not seen 1 in 2 months .

It was not infested here prior but signs they had a throne 1 time .

The bait they use is hard core . 1 eats it - the nest is fucked . I wish they could film the event at the hive .


Humans are the same thing now with spike protiens .
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06/20/2022 02:00 PM

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Re: This pest control company will pay you $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches in your home
LOL suckers.


They aren't testing any treatment, they are testing the new cockroaches!


scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79009989


Probably genetically modified roaches, like mosquitoes.

No way are they paying me any amount of money for releasing roaches in my home. There isn't enough money.
Use roaches that are already in someone's home.
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06/20/2022 02:01 PM
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The last time they did this, they could not get rid of the cockroaches. The senate has never been the same since.

(This is a joke, I do not advocate or support any illegal or violent action. Please do not red flag me because I don't agree with the government.)

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06/20/2022 02:06 PM
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Re: This pest control company will pay you $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches in your home
Why don't they just use people who already have 100 roaches in their home?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80875414


They are specially designed roaches.

damned
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06/20/2022 02:09 PM
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LOL suckers.


They aren't testing any treatment, they are testing the new cockroaches!


scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79009989


don't worry they all have been vax'd
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06/20/2022 02:18 PM
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My cats would kill them all.
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Id pay $2000 to see that
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06/20/2022 02:19 PM
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I've heard that you can mix baking soda 50/50 with sugar and leave it out. The cockroaches can't resist eating the sugar and then they explode from the baking soda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83695543


didn't work in Texas and it didn't work when I came back and brought some with me... tried it once again before having an exterminator in.

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06/20/2022 02:29 PM
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Release them into the "Refugees Welcome" homes.
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06/20/2022 02:32 PM
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Are these the new type that fly?
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06/20/2022 02:43 PM

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to test out a new treatment technique.
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Uh, huh.
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06/20/2022 02:51 PM
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Why don't they just use people who already have 100 roaches in their home?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80875414


cruise


My first though. My second thought was wouldn't it be a MAGNIFICENT way to drum up business, to release "special" cockroaches that were resistant to poisoning??
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06/20/2022 02:56 PM
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Re: This pest control company will pay you $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches in your home
Is that company owned by the Government?









Are the roached genetically modified?











Are they going to use a long list of chemicals to try to get rid of the roaches and my family is going to be exposed to such chemicals 24-7 in an enclosed environment?














Can I sue them if I become sick or die due to their chemicals or roaches released in my home?































SO MANY QUESTIONS......


... low IQs will not even discuss....



lmao
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06/20/2022 03:01 PM
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Just get a 1000$ home in Detroit and you got 1k profit…
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83719494


Sorry, the home has to be free from roaches to begin with.
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06/20/2022 03:03 PM
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FREE PETS!
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06/20/2022 03:20 PM
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$2000 for 100 Democrats.
Not worth it.
You'll never, ever get rid of them.
:obamy:
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06/20/2022 03:23 PM
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Why don't they just use people who already have 100 roaches in their home?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80875414


They are specially designed roaches.

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80562797


Here they are in action:

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06/20/2022 03:24 PM
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Re: This pest control company will pay you $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches in your home
I wonder who will accept those 100 roaches …

epiclol
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


Remember, multiculturalism/diversity is a strength, someone will take the roaches.
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06/20/2022 03:36 PM
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Re: This pest control company will pay you $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches in your home
Why don't they just use people who already have 100 roaches in their home?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80875414


Nah… theirs are special roaches!


:lmyeahyeah:
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


They neglect to tell you that these are genetically bred roaches that rapidly reproduce, resistant to poison, and aggressive AF.......LOL....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79044425

They'll probably release the locusts of revelations.
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06/20/2022 04:13 PM
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I've heard that you can mix baking soda 50/50 with sugar and leave it out. The cockroaches can't resist eating the sugar and then they explode from the baking soda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83695543


Never heard of that. At least it isn’t toxic and it’s pretty cheap.
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06/20/2022 04:15 PM
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My cats would kill them all.
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Id pay $2000 to see that
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Yup lol
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06/20/2022 04:15 PM

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This is all kinds of creepy and disgusting.

You couldn't pay me $100,000 to release 10 cockroaches in my house. Hell no, no way, fuck them.
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06/20/2022 04:18 PM
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Do renters qualify?
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Why don't they just use people who already have 100 roaches in their home?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80875414


They will collect the survivors to see how many of 100 survived the treatment.
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Why don't they just use people who already have 100 roaches in their home?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80875414


hahahaha Good point!
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06/20/2022 04:31 PM
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How about I pay the pest control company to remove the bugs instead of adding bugs. Maybe I'm just old school.
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06/20/2022 04:53 PM
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$2000 for 100 Democrats.
Not worth it.
You'll never, ever get rid of them.
:obamy:
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Republicans married into the cockroach family that disguises themselves as butterflies.

Try again.
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06/20/2022 04:55 PM
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100 cockroaches? can you fit that many demokrats in a typical small house? Would the Fire Marshall approve?
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06/20/2022 05:03 PM
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I did contact them and fill out an online form for my neighbor.
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06/20/2022 05:05 PM
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I did contact them and fill out an online form for my neighbor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80788445


Roaches believe in Manifest Destiny though.

Last Edited by Weyoun on 06/20/2022 05:07 PM





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