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How to have SEX with monkeypox: CDC releases bizarre guide telling patients to ‘keep their clothes on’ or ‘mast *&nope%$ 6'

 
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How to have SEX with monkeypox: CDC releases bizarre guide telling patients to ‘keep their clothes on’ or ‘mast *&nope%$ 6'
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention tells people infected with monkeypox not to have sex with others

But in cases where the urge arises it has issued a bizarre list of the dos and donts

This included masturbating at least six feet away from your partner to avoid catching the disease from each other


Keeping clothes on, or dry humping, was also recommended as well as ensuring any infectious lesions or rashes were covered


People typically catch monkeypox by touching infectious skin lesions

But it can also spread in the air through 'sustained' face-to-face contact



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what is it about 6 feet ? hmm seems i heard keep 6 feet away for summn else.


how to have sex with monkey pox, first pick it up and comliment it on how nice it looks, make deep meaningful converastion on the way to dinner, not too much talk about you, get to know monkeypox... seriously ????

Last Edited by Coastie Patriot on 06/16/2022 05:38 PM
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Re: How to have SEX with monkeypox: CDC releases bizarre guide telling patients to ‘keep their clothes on’ or ‘mast *&nope%$ 6'
Well if this thing spreads they'll undoubtedly blame it on the anti-dry humpers.





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