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I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2022 04:13 PM
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I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.
Last nite, myself and my four friends hired a taxi to take us home. I had been drinking guinness and had a chicken curry, which was well mixed together during the evening.
2 minutes into the journey I felt a movement inside my stomach and a deep locked and loaded signal was sent.
As my friends were talking I decided to let it out silently, which I was fortunate in that it was a natural SBD.
3 seconds after producing the fart into the Taxi my friends started screaming and shouting. It smelled like a cross between poo and rotting vegetables. Everyone was breathing almost pure fart.
The driver kept looking around into the back and shouting. My friends were yelling back and choking.
He slammed his brakes on to stop the car, opened a door to the back and demanded we get out.
There we were, at square one again, ringing for another Taxi.
I could feel more farts brewing.
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2022 04:19 PM
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Re: I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.
No linky, you stinky
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06/17/2022 04:23 PM
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Re: I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.
I farted and a pea rolled out
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06/17/2022 04:39 PM
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Re: I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.
Driver should have kept driving and picked up a big tip.
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06/17/2022 05:42 PM
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Re: I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.
Driver should have kept driving and picked up a big tip.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61158518


Aye the tip would have been to clean the back of his taxi out.
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06/17/2022 05:58 PM
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Re: I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.
Lol
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06/17/2022 06:01 PM
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Re: I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.
the wrangler strikes again!
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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06/17/2022 06:01 PM
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Re: I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.
I farted once and it smelled like burning rubber...
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06/17/2022 06:02 PM
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Re: I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.
lolsign
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06/17/2022 06:04 PM
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Re: I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.
When we eat Japanese Hibachi it always smells exactly like the food we ordered.





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