What’s some cool shit to buy? (Under 5k)

crypto

Food, guns, ammo, gold, silver, in that order.

This is a serious thread

A forbilizer.

Save your money incoming recession.

Ostacruzer. Start building a boat.

Real doll

Might get a mail order bride. = no boredom

Marriage is the definition of boring

Cocaine and hookers. Have a fun weekend.

Ar15, used Rolex, mods for your car, upgrade your house with a new deck, smoker bbq grill, vacation, massages

youre right. better wait till were reaching all time highs again

Keep dreaming

at least buy that used rolex

Electric skateboard .
Big block twin turbo jet boat .
Gulfstream 5

3d printer

Buy a paramotor; fly above the clouds and eat a Big Mac, like this guy:

Hydroponic hanging garden to grow your own food

Cartier.

Flamethrower is a good investment

food, water, guns, ammo, propane, dual fuel generator, gardening supplies

If you are going to blow a bunch of money, try and help people with it
maybe local food bank so they don't have to eat expired old food

SCUBA gear

Buy a trailer.
Then check Craig’s list for free shit.
I got a mountain of free horse manure this spring.
And free wood chips at the highway department!
Gold jewelry sits at the bottom of some old washing machines and the inside cylinder of most makes a great burn barrel.

Or buy a sewing machine
Make yourself an Amish costume.

M1 Garand
LRB M25
Ammo
Reloading Equipment
More Ammo
Ect...

I've just bagged a saturn 2 and thinking of a neptune 2 or X to go along side it.

Night vision goggles

Guns, virtual reality set, nice threads, you know how we get down!