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Mystery Deep-Sea Creature Dubbed Ugliest Thing Fisherman Has Ever Seen

 
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Mystery Deep-Sea Creature Dubbed Ugliest Thing Fisherman Has Ever Seen
‘An unknown creature dubbed the "ugliest" a fisherman had ever seen has been caught in deep waters off southeastern Australia.

Professional fisherman Jason Moyce, who goes by the moniker Trapman Bermagui on social media, reeled in the mystery monster off the coast of his Bermagui hometown, about 240 miles south of Sydney. He shared a photo of the beast on social media asking for help identifying it, as both he and the captain of the charter boat had no idea what the fish could be.

It appears a mottled pink-gray, like something out of Stranger Things' Upside Down. Its eyes bulge out the sides of its head, and its huge mouth, which takes up most of its face, contains rows of sharp teeth. The fish can be seen to still have the bait fish inside its mouth.’

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Still more attractive than most liberals
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damn...they must have really wrangled that fish out of the ocean


looks like someone who got their fourth booster and clotted all up...
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It's adorable. I want to marry it.
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Someone's ex wife.....
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Earnest T Bass on acid.
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‘An unknown creature dubbed the "ugliest" a fisherman had ever seen has been caught in deep waters off southeastern Australia.

Professional fisherman Jason Moyce, who goes by the moniker Trapman Bermagui on social media, reeled in the mystery monster off the coast of his Bermagui hometown, about 240 miles south of Sydney. He shared a photo of the beast on social media asking for help identifying it, as both he and the captain of the charter boat had no idea what the fish could be.

It appears a mottled pink-gray, like something out of Stranger Things' Upside Down. Its eyes bulge out the sides of its head, and its huge mouth, which takes up most of its face, contains rows of sharp teeth. The fish can be seen to still have the bait fish inside its mouth.’

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That is Walmart brand tuna fish

Good Value brand or something

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Angler fish? Monkfish?

Those deep sea fish always look worse out of water. The lack of pressure makes them blobby.
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a face only a mother would tolerate…
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Michael Jackson is still alive!!
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Sheesh.. Australia, not even once...
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Still more attractive than most liberals
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lmao

Probably more sensible, ethical and compassionate than they are too.
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Made me think of the MIR space station that came down in the south pacific, because some bacteria was eating it up...kinda makes ya wonder what it might have brought with it, that might affect life here on earth
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That fish looks like it is on meth.
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Nancy Pelosi without her make-up on in the morning.
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Looks like a monkfish
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That fish looks like it is on meth.
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Because it isOh Shit
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alien03 nothing to see HV here
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More attractive than Kamala Harris and Pigloser.
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Looks like a typical trump voter
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billgates look who's talking
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dude that ain't a sea creature that is my ex wife
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Looks like a typical trump voter
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dudette nobody is dumber than a biden voter
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Still more attractive than most liberals
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Still more attractive than most liberals
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And actually serves a purpose on this Earth as well...
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It's a 'genetic' fish,
some sort of throw back for sure
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Still more attractive than most liberals
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lmao

Probably more sensible, ethical and compassionate than they are too.
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Put a green wig and glasses on it and we have a couple of besties.

From the blobfish thread
Thread: Dude puts glasses & a wig on a blobfish and creates an angry Liberal.
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Looks like a typical trump voter
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Regardless of Trump's most unflattering and abrasive character traits, there were still logical reasons to votes for him - to keep a worse candidate from seizing the office and doing serious damage. You really can't say the same about Biden - there is ZERO redeeming qualities in that man, and his political record demonstrates that. Even if Trump is a moron, at least he didn't run with intent of collapsing this country on purpose. If you had to pick between an immature billionaire playboy and a lifelong globalist criminal, which would you choose? Trump wanted to be seen as a hero by his constituents, and that attitude allowed the public at least some degree of control over his actions. The fact that it boiled down to a choice like this yet again is evidence that America is a corrupt oligarchy. Where are all the populists in government? Where are all the Rand Pauls? Fact is, you don't even get past the primaries unless you're either rich enough to float your own campaign, or willing to sell your soul to the corporate elite.

**sigh** Why does everything have to be about politics? This thread is about a goddamn ugly fish! Speaking of which, as someone already suggested, this is likely a stonefish or a larger species of deep sea anglerfish. The gelatinous bloating is due to the rapid pressure change from being dragged up from the crushing depths of the ocean floor, and it's intracellular pressure did not have time to adjust. In other words, it exploded from the inside-out at a cellular level. It probably looked very different in its natural environment before the pressure change deformed it. If you've ever seen a blobfish in the ocean vs one that has been dragged up, it's hard to identify them as the same species. I'm waiting for the day when someone pulls up an adult oarfish (30ft long) and claims they've found a sea serpent. I'm somewhat surprised with all the overfishing that's happening lately that nobody has captured an adult giant squid. All of the squid they've filmed are mere juveniles and don't exceed 20ft.
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In Australia they call that a Shelia.





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