YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN THE CHINESE TAKEOUT WORLD WAS ROCKED A MONTH AGO? THE DUCK-SAUCE-OBSESSED GUY WHO SHOT THE DRIVER? OUT ON FUCKING BAIL!!!!
|1||FUCK YOU AGAIN JOE BIDEN!!!! chinese takeout instead of turkey and the trimmings||11/24/22|
|2||Wife refusing to eat sloppy joe, demanding chinese takeout||04/27/19|
|3||How 5 Guys Destroyed The Mortgage Lending Industry (Eating Chinese Takeout)||12/20/07|
|4||New England college student has legs, fingers amputated after eating leftover Chinese takeout||07/29/22|
|5||DoorDash delivery driver 'ate half of a man's takeout meal and left bite marks behind before dropping off what was left'||07/15/19|