Let's face it, this place is tiny, and it sucks. It sucks sooo bad.

And man is stupid, smelly, greedy, violent, petty, and has to take big nasty shits every day.

Come on! Haven't you ever wondered why physical existence sucks so bad? Or why God would want to have intimate fellowship with hairless apes that have ruined the planet with their presence and do such evil to one another unceasingly?

I'm not mocking. I'm just asking why Earth is barely an island, and why if we're made in God's image, we're such pitiful and disappointing creatures.