No, northern California. We had two late snows here that delayed the start of warm vegetable growing season.

As far as your grapes are concerned, it sounds like you're screwing them up. My neighbor's fruit trees are doing amazingly. I know because I maintain the electric fence or the bears eat it all.

Pretty much everything you're saying is wrong. The only thing that didn't do well here are strawberries and again, that is because the late cold damaged blossoms and abated pollination.