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Ah yea forgot about Mail in voting
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What kind of stoner plans in advance or votes.

This must be a hex. chuckle
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Test
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Evening of 7-29. New Moon, 1st of Av.

Isaiah 37

22The Virgin, the daughter of Sion, hath despised thee and mocked thee to scorn; the daughter of Jerusalem hath wagged her head behind thy back.

23Who was it that thou reproached and blasphemed? and against whom hast thou exalted thy voice and lifted up thine eyes on high?



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Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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Cory, from the Gaelic word coire, which means "in a cauldron", or "in a hollow".
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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Last Edited by The_Gardener on 08/01/2022 12:26 AM
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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Last Edited by The_Gardener on 08/01/2022 12:25 AM
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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So this is the best thread? Gardener posts ici more than anyone else.
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But I am not going out ce soir because then I won’t spend the beginning of the week in a state of miserable anxiety. No more dysfunctional relationships. My friend she is frequently mocked by my friends for the fact that when she goes out drinking she ends up vomiting in a hedge, blacking out or having a fight in a kebab shop.
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Is this where the cool Mitches hang out?
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She is a lightweight who goes from sober to blackout drunk with none of the fun bits in between. And loses her phone.
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Is this where the cool Mitches hang out?
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Say what?
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So I enjoy alcohol responsibly. Get drunk as often as you like. A swig in the morning can really smooth the edge off the day. But never, ever, drink irresponsibly. She was unaware she was an alcoholic until she did a questionaire.
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One question was, ‘Do you need a drink in the morning just to get through the day?’ I’d previously assumed everyone has a couple of vodkas first thing while making breakfast, but she was having a full bottle of wine before midi.
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The clock began to chime the half hour.
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Last Edited by The_Gardener on 08/01/2022 12:25 AM
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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Last Edited by The_Gardener on 08/01/2022 12:26 AM
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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Why has she dyed her hair like a Raccoon?
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Monsieur Gardener, I have realised, I know now. You are Amish.
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But I am not going out ce soir because then I won’t spend the beginning of the week in a state of miserable anxiety. No more dysfunctional relationships. My friend she is frequently mocked by my friends for the fact that when she goes out drinking she ends up vomiting in a hedge, blacking out or having a fight in a kebab shop.
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She is a lightweight who goes from sober to blackout drunk with none of the fun bits in between. And loses her phone.
 Quoting: cara delevingne 83839056


So I enjoy alcohol responsibly. Get drunk as often as you like. A swig in the morning can really smooth the edge off the day. But never, ever, drink irresponsibly. She was unaware she was an alcoholic until she did a questionaire.
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One question was, ‘Do you need a drink in the morning just to get through the day?’ I’d previously assumed everyone has a couple of vodkas first thing while making breakfast, but she was having a full bottle of wine before midi.
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Your musings remind me of one of my favorite short stories:


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M. Degas Teaches Art & Science At Durfee Intermediate School--Detroit, 1942

He made a line on the blackboard, one bold stroke from right to left diagonally downward and stood back to ask, looking as always at no one in particular, "What have I done?"

From the back of the room Freddie shouted, "You've broken a piece of chalk." M. Degas did not smile.

"What have I done?" he repeated.

The most intellectual students looked down to study their desks except for Gertrude Bimmler, who raised her hand before she spoke. "M. Degas, you have created the hypotenuse of an isosceles triangle." Degas mused. Everyone knew that Gertrude could not be incorrect.

"It is possible," Louis Warshowsky added precisely, "that you have begun to represent the roof of a barn."

I remember that it was exactly twenty minutes past eleven, and I thought at worst this would go on another forty minutes.

It was early April, the snow had all but melted on the playgrounds, the elms and maples bordering the cracked walks shivered in the new winds, and I believed that before I knew it I'd be swaggering to the candy store for a Milky Way.

M. Degas pursed his lips, and the room stilled until the long hand of the clock moved to twenty one as though in complicity with Gertrude, who added confidently, "You've begun to separate the dark from the dark."

I looked back for help, but now the trees bucked and quaked, and I knew this could go on forever.


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“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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Someone asked me if I dig graves. I replied, yes they are OK.
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But I am not going out ce soir because then I won’t spend the beginning of the week in a state of miserable anxiety. No more dysfunctional relationships. My friend she is frequently mocked by my friends for the fact that when she goes out drinking she ends up vomiting in a hedge, blacking out or having a fight in a kebab shop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83839056


She is a lightweight who goes from sober to blackout drunk with none of the fun bits in between. And loses her phone.
 Quoting: cara delevingne 83839056


So I enjoy alcohol responsibly. Get drunk as often as you like. A swig in the morning can really smooth the edge off the day. But never, ever, drink irresponsibly. She was unaware she was an alcoholic until she did a questionaire.
 Quoting: cara delevingne 83839056


One question was, ‘Do you need a drink in the morning just to get through the day?’ I’d previously assumed everyone has a couple of vodkas first thing while making breakfast, but she was having a full bottle of wine before midi.
 Quoting: Kate Bush 83839056


Your musings remind me of one of my favorite short stories:


.
M. Degas Teaches Art & Science At Durfee Intermediate School--Detroit, 1942

He made a line on the blackboard, one bold stroke from right to left diagonally downward and stood back to ask, looking as always at no one in particular, "What have I done?"

From the back of the room Freddie shouted, "You've broken a piece of chalk." M. Degas did not smile.

"What have I done?" he repeated.

The most intellectual students looked down to study their desks except for Gertrude Bimmler, who raised her hand before she spoke. "M. Degas, you have created the hypotenuse of an isosceles triangle." Degas mused. Everyone knew that Gertrude could not be incorrect.

"It is possible," Louis Warshowsky added precisely, "that you have begun to represent the roof of a barn."

I remember that it was exactly twenty minutes past eleven, and I thought at worst this would go on another forty minutes.

It was early April, the snow had all but melted on the playgrounds, the elms and maples bordering the cracked walks shivered in the new winds, and I believed that before I knew it I'd be swaggering to the candy store for a Milky Way.

M. Degas pursed his lips, and the room stilled until the long hand of the clock moved to twenty one as though in complicity with Gertrude, who added confidently, "You've begun to separate the dark from the dark."

I looked back for help, but now the trees bucked and quaked, and I knew this could go on forever.


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That story is very Kafkaesque.
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I do enjoy Kafka.
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Anyway, I believe I can get ready to go out, in 15 minutes or less. Time bends around me as I blow dry my hair.
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Last Edited by The_Gardener on 08/01/2022 12:27 AM
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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I dont sit around wuth a towel on my head.
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Great grandfather Flower thinks you need to shut up.

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Grand-pere fleur looks like he has experienced trauma. Maybe Madame fleur took an hour and a half to get ready to go out.
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Je pense que Kafka suffered from alienation. He was cloistered. I have never been to Prague.
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Last Edited by The_Gardener on 08/01/2022 12:27 AM
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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I have chocolate.





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