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The Witches thread
Hello fellow practitioners. This is a thread for all of us alike. It has been opened as the other thread for Witches on here, has been closed to all AC`s, as they think they are an Elite and better than us Citoyens. Contre nous la tyrannie.
As above, so below.
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Hello... Hope all is well.
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Hi, I agree with OP. The other Witches thread has rejected everyone apart from their clique. This thread can be for all.
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oh no, they banned us
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oh no, they banned us
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I just checked and they have banned us. They are snobs. Their thread is weak and full of toilet humor and little else as it is.
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Their thread is weak and full of toilet humor and little else as it is.
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I noticed that also.
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https://imgur.com/a/p2MPP05

“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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 Quoting: Zovalex


This is one of the toilet humour gang from the Witches corner thread.
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07/17/2022 06:05 PM
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Re: The Witches thread
A more populist witch's thread for today's oppressed and anemic underclass of trans dyke.

Very socialist of you.

Now I need a Tofurkey and Avocado sandwich from Natural Grocers.



Last Edited by The_Gardener on 07/17/2022 06:06 PM
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One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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Meh. lol
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Re: The Witches thread
I am not a Witch but I have to say this thread has potential because Green Witch and her girlfriend the Elf need to take it to a room as their courtship and public displays of attention for each other are repellant to myself, being female. Though I have no problem with lesbianism.
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Re: The Witches thread
They have this thread already
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 Quoting: Zovalex


You cant even spell Witches you fool. You spelled the snobby thread " Witch`s corner ". You cant even SPELL Witch!
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I am not a Witch but I have to say this thread has potential because Green Witch and her girlfriend the Elf need to take it to a room as their courtship and public displays of attention for each other are repellant to myself, being female. Though I have no problem with lesbianism.
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Don't knock it til you try it dear. Spaghetti is straight until it gets wet :D
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What's your house, OP?

I'm Ravenclaw, myself. Hogwarts class of '95.

It's not always easy being a wytch.

I just ride the storm.

Little did I know that Wicca and traditional Craft were gateway paths to the higher craft of Hogwarts.


Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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Ah see now you've done it.

You've got Silas in here now. He is our resident protector of truth and all things moral. And he absolutely despises fakers.

You guys screwed up big time now.

Get em' Silas. Get these Babylonian scum in line like you did with me.

I'm rooting for you Silas. If anyone can lay down some OT law, it's you.

Last Edited by Green Witch on 07/18/2022 10:07 PM
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Ah see now you've done it.

You've got Silas in here now. He is our resident protector of truth and all things moral. And he absolutely despises fakers.

You guys screwed up now.

Get em' Silas. Get these Babylonian scum in line.
 Quoting: Green Witch


It's narcissistic and a control tactic to attempt to project your alter onto me and then characterize that alter in the hopes that I would obey the shadow creature "Silas" you have invoked.

You're actually not very good at shadow work.

Either that or I'm really good at spotting narcissistic control tactics.
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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I'm a graduate of Hogwarts and I expect practitioners of the craft to respect my tradition.

Those who underestimate my majycal training may regret it.
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

Daily Prayer & Scripture Reading [link to www.parishprayer.org (secure)]
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https://imgur.com/a/vMpokY0

“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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I'm a graduate of Hogwarts and I expect practitioners of the craft to respect my tradition.

Those who underestimate my majycal training may regret it.
 Quoting: The_Gardener


Absolutely. This is your wheelhouse dude. Rock on lol

*leaves*
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Now I need a Tofurkey and Avocado sandwich from Natural Grocers.

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I'm a graduate of Hogwarts and I expect practitioners of the craft to respect my tradition.

Those who underestimate my majycal training may regret it.
 Quoting: The_Gardener


It has nothing to do in service of Jesus Christ.

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 Quoting: Zovalex


Silas is a variant of Silva, which means "wood", "forest" "tree".


Septuagint Psalm 95

10 “Say among the heathen, the LORD reigns from the silas [tree]"

Last Edited by The_Gardener on 07/18/2022 10:16 PM
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

Daily Prayer & Scripture Reading [link to www.parishprayer.org (secure)]
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I'm a graduate of Hogwarts and I expect practitioners of the craft to respect my tradition.

Those who underestimate my majycal training may regret it.
 Quoting: The_Gardener


It has nothing to do in service of Jesus Christ.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76658231


My craft is only for Jesus.

I'm a Hogwarts Christian wytch.
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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Cunning folk, also known as folk healers or wise folk, were practitioners of folk medicine, helpful folk magic and divination in Europe from the Middle Ages until the 20th century. Their practices were known as the cunning craft. Their services also included thwarting witchcraft.

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It’s all fun and games for me as I don’t practice but when you attempt to use this against me well..
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??what happens when you type my name on this website.

You are anti-spell-bound :D
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This is going to be fun to watch as Silas wrecks you all.

Oops I forgot I was supposed to be leaving. I'll go now. Really. I promise this time. For real.

Before I go remember Leviticus 9:21 and to wave your breasts before the Lord.
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This is going to be fun to watch as Silas wrecks you all.

Oops I forgot I was supposed to be leaving. I'll go now. Really. I promise this time. For real.

Before I go remember Leviticus 9:21 and to wave your breasts before the Lord.
 Quoting: Green Witch
I keep a strand of your hair just for emergencies <3

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Now I need a Tofurkey and Avocado sandwich from Natural Grocers.

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1rof1
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second that! lmao
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This is going to be fun to watch as Silas wrecks you all.

Oops I forgot I was supposed to be leaving. I'll go now. Really. I promise this time. For real.

Before I go remember Leviticus 9:21 and to wave your breasts before the Lord.
 Quoting: Green Witch
I keep a strand of your hair just for emergencies <3

catfilenails
 Quoting: Wilson 83865083


1rof1
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This is going to be fun to watch as Silas wrecks you all.

Oops I forgot I was supposed to be leaving. I'll go now. Really. I promise this time. For real.

Before I go remember Leviticus 9:21 and to wave your breasts before the Lord.
 Quoting: Green Witch
I keep a strand of your hair just for emergencies <3

catfilenails
 Quoting: Wilson 83865083


Hope you got a red one instead of a gray one. The gray ones just don't have the same oopmh.
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This is the Green Witch.

She's a dyke who used to live in some backwater from like South Carolina or something.

She decided she was a witch and liked plants. Ergo, the fairies told her she must be a witch.

I've watched several of her useless videos on YouTube.

Now she lives in Seattle with her girlfriend and cut her hair like Peter Pan, though it's growing out again.

She's been feeling bad because she hasn't been "authentic" with her feelings about coming out of the closet on being a carpet muncher and a Vegan.

Now she's "moving forward" with the "craft" (whatever garbage she could put together from a ten minute internet search).

Is this the kind of witch you are, OP?

She doesn't actually do anything but mix up some crap in some Hobby Lobby bottles and collect a Google Ads dividend cheque. That's literally the sum total of her career and job description. And, yet, she still complains on her videos about nothing.




Last Edited by The_Gardener on 07/18/2022 10:42 PM
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

Daily Prayer & Scripture Reading [link to www.parishprayer.org (secure)]





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