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Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!

 
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Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
My friend told me to throw salt around. I've thrown salt all over this mother. 3 Salt shakers. Ain't working. hiding
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
Did the Roomba spell out, "buy a Dyson?" That's what you should have done. Roomba's are shit.
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
That's wild!

Most people don't realize the Great Pyramid is a giant planchette which has been pointing to spiritual code among the stars since it was built.
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
epiclol

You deserve 5star-post just for the title alone!


Why would the Roomba "summon a demon" for you?
Why would you capitalize "demon"? 1dunno1

What paranormal stuff has been happening?
HOW do you know it's not a thoughtform or an entity?

etc...

Salt won't work: you need to use it with INTENTION.
I found that by talking to the entity that was messing with me... actually YELLING AT IT got it to leave. Try it.

And thanks for the LOLZ. Whoever you are, male or female, old or young, you're very cute!
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
My friend told me to throw salt around. I've thrown salt all over this mother. 3 Salt shakers. Ain't working. hiding
 Quoting: Shamrock000007


I think that is the one liner for a movie script. Brilliant.
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My friend told me to throw salt around. I've thrown salt all over this mother. 3 Salt shakers. Ain't working. hiding
 Quoting: Shamrock000007



Damn homey, that's just unfortunate.

I think if you hop on one foot, cluck like a chicken, while rubbing your tummy with one hand, and wacking the back of your head with the other, will scare the spirits away.
"She isn't real.....I can't make her real"

"Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep...Disorder, Disorder, Disorder"

"The World is a business Mr Beale..."

"You depend on our protection yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth......"

ENFJ
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
Start throwing shit if it returns fire you may have to evacuate
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
laugh
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Roombas don't do anything accidentally.
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NOW THAT IS A GREAT THREAD TITLE.

GOOD CONCEPT, FITS THE BOARD, FUNNY.
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
cruise

Always have a cat handy, to place on the Roomba.

That way, demons will not approach your rug!

1rof1
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Did the Roomba spell out, "buy a Dyson?" That's what you should have done. Roomba's are shit.
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Great thread Great comments.
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wtf lol
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GLP at its finest, oldskool style.
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Huh?
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
What a great laugh this morn!! Thank you. I would keep salt, garlic, and silver on my person today.
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
They actually sell rugs like that on Amazon!

In my opinion, they're downright ugly. Don't understand why anyone would want something like that in their home. That's just me though. To each his own!
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epiclol

You deserve 5star-post just for the title alone!


Why would the Roomba "summon a demon" for you?
Why would you capitalize "demon"? 1dunno1

What paranormal stuff has been happening?
HOW do you know it's not a thoughtform or an entity?

etc...

Salt won't work: you need to use it with INTENTION.
I found that by talking to the entity that was messing with me... actually YELLING AT IT got it to leave. Try it.

And thanks for the LOLZ. Whoever you are, male or female, old or young, you're very cute!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82529865


You are SOOOOOOOOOO right!!!!!
I am a hard worker, IAMIAM.
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
Sounds like the beginnings of a best selling S. King novel
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
Tell Captain Howdy hello.
Come on and take a free ride.
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epiclol
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
Ok that's funny!rofl
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
GLP at its finest, oldskool style.
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bump
You are the creator of your own master plan... Make it a good one.

Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid!

“If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.” - Nikola Tesla
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
My friend told me to throw salt around. I've thrown salt all over this mother. 3 Salt shakers. Ain't working. hiding
 Quoting: Shamrock000007


Hahaha you funny fucker
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https://imgur.com/a/NnY6pnV

Warning: JustSomeGuy_42 is a publicly confessed unvaxxed neophiliac .

If the number 666 is considered evil.
then technically, 25.8069758 is the root
of all evil.
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
Years ago I purchased a book about Ouija boards at a local witchcraft store. The book recounted the actual true life experiences of people who had summoned demons via Ouija boards. The outcome was universally bad. The book basically convinced me that even owning a Ouija board was a really stupid idea.

Keep in mind that demons have access to enough information that they can successfully mimic the dead and convince living humans that they are communicating with a passed human, when in fact they are communicating with a demon.

It would be prudent to cut that carpet into such small pieces that the pattern on it is unrecognizable and throw it away. IMAO burning it would not be prudent as that might act to further summon demons, plus the smoke might contain toxins.
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My friend told me to throw salt around. I've thrown salt all over this mother. 3 Salt shakers. Ain't working. hiding
 Quoting: Shamrock000007


bump
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Roombas are reptiles really
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
epiclol

You deserve 5star-post just for the title alone!


Why would the Roomba "summon a demon" for you?
Why would you capitalize "demon"? 1dunno1

What paranormal stuff has been happening?
HOW do you know it's not a thoughtform or an entity?

etc...

Salt won't work: you need to use it with INTENTION.
I found that by talking to the entity that was messing with me... actually YELLING AT IT got it to leave. Try it.

And thanks for the LOLZ. Whoever you are, male or female, old or young, you're very cute!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82529865


I thought the same thing when I read the title

very witty





GLP