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Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!

 
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07/18/2022 03:11 PM
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
Go to a Christian church that has a deliverance ministry.
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
My friend told me to throw salt around. I've thrown salt all over this mother. 3 Salt shakers. Ain't working. hiding
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only fire will work with this kind. you must stand in the corner furthest from any exit when you start it.
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
laugh
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I agree. Hilarious!

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Lmfao

You win today OP.

Fking hilarious.

:Congratulation:
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
Did the Roomba spell out, "buy a Dyson?" That's what you should have done. Roomba's are shit.
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Yep, that's it!
He needs some of that "root-cyclone" technology!
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Did the Roomba spell out, "buy a Dyson?" That's what you should have done. Roomba's are shit.
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Lol
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
Roombas don't do anything accidentally.
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The title is funny enough, but this answer is priceless!!
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
My friend told me to throw salt around. I've thrown salt all over this mother. 3 Salt shakers. Ain't working. hiding
 Quoting: Shamrock000007


bump
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
My friend told me to throw salt around. I've thrown salt all over this mother. 3 Salt shakers. Ain't working. hiding
 Quoting: Shamrock000007


u think u got problems?? my fkn son n daughter both got these pentagram thingy tattoos from a tv show on their wrists. says they ward off demons. im like wtaf u ppl go to school to get stupid? satan wards off demons? really??
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
Flip the rug over and run the Roomba again. That will send the demon back to hell.
Been there, done that.
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
That's why you don't let your cat ride on the Roomba. Cats are evil, that's why witches like them.
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Re: Need help! Bought a throw rug that looks like a Ouija board. Ran the Roomba and may have accidentally summoned a Demon!
Years ago I purchased a book about Ouija boards at a local witchcraft store. The book recounted the actual true life experiences of people who had summoned demons via Ouija boards. The outcome was universally bad. The book basically convinced me that even owning a Ouija board was a really stupid idea.

Keep in mind that demons have access to enough information that they can successfully mimic the dead and convince living humans that they are communicating with a passed human, when in fact they are communicating with a demon.

It would be prudent to cut that carpet into such small pieces that the pattern on it is unrecognizable and throw it away. IMAO burning it would not be prudent as that might act to further summon demons, plus the smoke might contain toxins.
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My friend told me to throw salt around. I've thrown salt all over this mother. 3 Salt shakers. Ain't working. hiding
 Quoting: Shamrock000007


u think u got problems?? my fkn son n daughter both got these pentagram thingy tattoos from a tv show on their wrists. says they ward off demons. im like wtaf u ppl go to school to get stupid? satan wards off demons? really??
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


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