Yeah seriously. Lmao. I wish it was like crapping tums.

I've had 4. First one, got the epidural at 9 centimeters. The contractions are equally if not more bad. Idk. Those contractions get hellish when you get close to go time.

My second baby, I checked into the hospital at 11:10 at night. My daughter came out 6 minutes later at 11:16. Totally unmedicated. I had just stepped into the bathroom to change into the gown and my water broke. Nurses took me to the bed and holy hell. All I remember was looking to the sky, squeezing holding the rails and swearing. The contractions are horrid but when the head comes out it felt like my kitty was on fire. Literally lol. But just for a minute. It's fast. Just keep pushing don't stop.

My 4th, got labored at home till 7 centimeters, got to the hospital and almost missed my window for epidural. Got it at 9. The relief was just Godly. That anesthesiologist was my hero lol. Felt NOTHING from the stomach down.


Men are super duper tough in many ways but women are wayyy tougher in others. Men flinch when you pop their pimples xD