Putting a period pain simulator on a cowboy

I ate some tums the other day and shit my brains out, like sweating and almost in literal tears on the toilet.

That must be what childbirth is like.

Nope, has to be coming out solid like a watermelon.....
cannot believe I just wrote that

This video is hate speech, because everybody knows that men can have periods too so there's no reason for any woman to think a man doesn't already know what periods feel like.

Yeah seriously. Lmao. I wish it was like crapping tums.

I've had 4. First one, got the epidural at 9 centimeters. The contractions are equally if not more bad. Idk. Those contractions get hellish when you get close to go time.

My second baby, I checked into the hospital at 11:10 at night. My daughter came out 6 minutes later at 11:16. Totally unmedicated. I had just stepped into the bathroom to change into the gown and my water broke. Nurses took me to the bed and holy hell. All I remember was looking to the sky, squeezing holding the rails and swearing. The contractions are horrid but when the head comes out it felt like my kitty was on fire. Literally lol. But just for a minute. It's fast. Just keep pushing don't stop.

My 4th, got labored at home till 7 centimeters, got to the hospital and almost missed my window for epidural. Got it at 9. The relief was just Godly. That anesthesiologist was my hero lol. Felt NOTHING from the stomach down.


Men are super duper tough in many ways but women are wayyy tougher in others. Men flinch when you pop their pimples xD

Lol. I watched some them vids and the women were just standing there casual at levels 6&7+, and the men were starting to crumple and howl at 5.

I have used electrical stimulators before for healing muscle injuries, and the contractions feel stronger if there is less fat between the skin surface and the muscle. Women in general have a higher body fat percentage and they have more fat right under the skin of their abdomen so they will likely require a higher setting to feel the same contraction pain a man with thinner skin and a lower body fat percentage would feel. If I had to guess I would say that men and women are likely about equal in terms of their pain tolerance. There have been tests which show women have a higher pain tolerance and tests which show that men actually have a higher pain tolerance. It has been said that men might actually have the higher pain tolerance because men naturally produce greater quantties of the hormones the body uses to reduce pain, so as a result a man can tolerate more.

The only way we will know for sure will be a truly equal experiment that has no gender bias or opinion involved. Take ten women of each race and tie each of them to a chair. Then take 10 men of each race and tie each of them to a chair. Now all at the same time, start slowly pulling the index fingernail off of each one. Keep going with additional fingernails until every person has passed out. Test and see which sex in general lasts longer before passing out, or which sex in general can handle the removal of more fingernails before passing out. That sort of a test would truly tell us which sex can handle the most pain, because pain woukld be truly tested to the body's conscious limit.

I’ve had 3 cystic ruptures.... and four children naturally....

If you are not cold sweating and nearly and or feinting.....their little machine is too soft..

Not the sort of thing you can replicate just by shocking the guy's gut. I never really had cramps like that, I tended to feel like I had done a really good work out. I'd feel sore in my legs and back more than gut for a day or so.

Star Trek the Original Series

right again.

[kirk rolls around in pain meme]
[women ive underground]
[men are savages above ground]
[men wear menstrual cramp pain devices]

This is where government is headed

taxation reduced if vasectomy, catamiteism, castration and this

is what men will face.

Lol my sympathy though! Its hard to explain to a man what natural childbirth is like. I've thought about it like this: One person is using both hands to physically dig into your abdomen and then once inside, they keep twisting and squeezing your intestines and organs and womb. Simultaneously, another person has used 2 hands to dig into your back. Once they reach your spine, they keep twisting it, as if they're manually drying out a towel, while also trying to rearrange it into new and interesting shapes. This goes on for many hours.

Fantastic now if theres a hormones simulator that makes them sad, irritated, tired, foggy brain, and hungry. That would be epic experiment.

Now let's put a 12 hour construction work shift simulator on a woman!



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This is BS. You can not use transference or translate a pain to a male counterpart that doesn't even have the organs or neurological physiology structure of a female hence the male wouldn't be able understand the signals hence remapping uterine contraction information on the male abdominal muscles is moot.

This is feminist passive aggressive propaganda IMO. Like oh, we feel more pain every month than you do, we are special, we require special accommodations ect....

Yep

Lol I was just remembering how one of my mom's friends described giving birth as "just like shitting a watermelon".

It takes hours and sometimes days to pass that watermelon too. Definitely more painful than taking a crap.

There's female construction workers and women have done hard labor like 18 hour days on a farm for thousands of years.

Or simulate an 18 hour day moving furniture in 105 degree heat on top of seven straight days of similar work.

I got a hundred that says she's never put that on herself. Let alone turned it to ten to match it with her period.

That and that city boy is far from a cowboy.

West coast treeplanting is considered to be the toughest job in the bush and, on contracts back in day, I saw women out plant, out work and generally out perform men every day.

Passing kidney stones is much worse.

Lol, I know.

Reminded me of when I was doing concrete work in Florida.

Saw a lot of grown men come and go the first day on that job.

I call BS.
Lets see some females do the EXACT same process and record the #'s.
Messing around w/Dr. Ho's pain management device on myself and family show the EXACT opposite.
I can crank that shit all the way up and there is only one pattern that actually hurts. The wife and kids can't make it past 4-5.
This looks like an attempt to emasculate men by subtle feminist tricks.
Where's the side by side demonstration?

Ever worked seismic?
I've done tree planting and seismic, Tree planting was almost literally a walk in the park compared to seismic.
Dragouts - Carrying, pulling and then planting Kilometers of geophones (Into frozen ground) and cable through 4-10 feet of snow in overgrown bush with cliffs (Think Dawson Creek in January -30/-45C)
Tree planters would DIE facing the same terrain.

he doesn't have a womb so there's no way the pain can be "stimulated"

Lol... yikes.

I mean that's how I would describe what I was feeling but I get that I could be on another scale entirely.

Lol, yeah that is the literal perfect answer.