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LARP News: Kalique Abraxas is the New Chief Administrator of Earth
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The Janitor dept is overjoyed to have Kalique on board. We believe she needs no introduction.
She will work alongside the Owners to help clean up the mess that Blim-Blim made.
Her duties include:
- Booting out the most unkind 30% of SIM participants, as they have consistently shown no respect. She may change this percentage at her discretion.
- Increasing security around the Earth.
- Negotiating with governments and alphabet agencies, and telling them to not be such ruddy silly-billies.
- Keeping the "Truman Show Set" free of useless and sulky actors.
- Eradicating those who would block the free flow of benevolent funds on EArth.
- Sending swarms of robot drones after the Dutchman, and capturing him.
- Raising the vibration of Earth.
- Improving conditions for all "Truman Show actors"
Chief Janitor will still be DZN, but we empower Kalique to do whatever she sees fit to fix Earth. She sees much that we cannot.
You may message her here, or elsewhere, and tell her your thoughts, needs, and wants.
May better times come.
- Daozen 'Joffery' Abraxas-Baggins.
Quoting: Daozen Your little picture is fake, quit faking the funk. It ain't cool.
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