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If you take naps your risk of stroke SOARS, new study says
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Not surprised.
Here are other things that will give you strokes:
Laying in the sun for more than 20 Min.
Eating more than once a day.
Wearing your socks to bed.
Bending over to tie your shoe laces.
For men: Standing up while urinating.
For women: Sitting down while urinating.
Taking baths/showers in water warmer than skin temperature.
Taking baths/showers in water that is too cold.
Reading conspiracy forums.
Eating ice cream when it's hot outside.
Riding bikes too fast up a hill.
Any form of exercises that causes your heartbeat to increase.
Eating pizza on the same day as eating Chinese food.
Driving in your car with the windows closed and the a/c turned on.
Talking to people about Vaxx shots in a negative manner.
Having romantic or sexual feelings for people of the opposite sex or gender.
There’s a few hundred more but I have to go take my nap.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80104801 “ Eating pizza on the same day as eating Chinese food.” 
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