Pretty sure the Pelosis' are on borrowed time.

Hmm...when you pluralize that name it looks like the name of a disease

Doctor "Go ahead and have a seat. I have bad news."

Patient "What is it, doctor?"

Doctor "You've tested positive for Pelosis."

Paient "Oh no, what going to happen?"

Doctor "Intense word salads, slurring of words and eventually your skin will shrivel leaving you looking like the host of Tales from the Crypt."

Patient "Oh no!"

Doctor "Oh yes!"