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Metratonivvi
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Bible study nobody wants to do
Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?

How did Noah get a kangaroo on the ark in the Middle East?


How can a snake talk and convince Eve to eat the apple?

Want me to go on?
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The first verse in the Bible:

"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth."

If you can believe this, you can believe the rest. There are answers for your questions. But, I suspect you don't want to know.

You are just looking for an excuse to reject Jesus Christ.
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isn't there a block somewhere you should be standing on? an opp you should be shooting at?
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Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?
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Don't read much, do you??


"And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters"
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Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?
 Quoting: Metratonivvi 83993093


Don't read much, do you??


"And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters"
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the only reading op does is when he reads the menu at popeyes
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Re: Bible study nobody wants to do
Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?

How did Noah get a kangaroo on the ark in the Middle East?


How can a snake talk and convince Eve to eat the apple?

Want me to go on?
 Quoting: Metratonivvi 83993093


Thread: God is real. There is right and wrong. Men are men. Women are women. There is judgment. There is heaven and hell. (Page 2)

You simply rejected the Truth, you stupid fuck.
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Re: Bible study nobody wants to do
Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?

How did Noah get a kangaroo on the ark in the Middle East?


How can a snake talk and convince Eve to eat the apple?

Want me to go on?
 Quoting: Metratonivvi 83993093


Thread: God is real. There is right and wrong. Men are men. Women are women. There is judgment. There is heaven and hell. (Page 2)

You simply rejected the Truth, you stupid fuck.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81167476


There it is, plain as day.

I bet your dumbass rejects it even now.
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Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?
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Don't read much, do you??


"And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22255432


You kept reading after a talking snake?

lolatu
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You kept reading after a talking snake?

lolatu
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sweater You come across as an ill-educated clown.
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You kept reading after a talking snake?

lolatu
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:sweater: You come across as an ill-educated clown.
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Said the resident Xdresser.
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There are fools and there are wise men. Which one are you?
"Fiat Lux et Veritas"
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You kept reading after a talking snake?

lolatu
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:sweater: You come across as an ill-educated clown.
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Said the resident Xdresser.
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Thread: The Gospel given to Paul our apostle.
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You kept reading after a talking snake?

lolatu
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:sweater: You come across as an ill-educated clown.
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Said the resident Xdresser.
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Thread: The Gospel given to Paul our apostle.
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Thread: What should Biden and Francis be announcing to the world?
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Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?

How did Noah get a kangaroo on the ark in the Middle East?


How can a snake talk and convince Eve to eat the apple?

Want me to go on?
 Quoting: Metratonivvi 83993093


Don't worry about, just take your chances going to Hell.

No one owes you an explanation or any help whatsoever.
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:sweater: You come across as an ill-educated clown.
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Said the resident Xdresser.
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Thread: The Gospel given to Paul our apostle.
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Thread: What should Biden and Francis be announcing to the world?
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Thread: If the Bible is for controlling the people... (Page 4)
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You kept reading after a talking snake?

lolatu
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sweater You come across as an ill-educated clown.
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Said the resident Xdresser.
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When you thought combining "shrimp" and "stump" made a good profile name..
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The first verse in the Bible:

"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth."

If you can believe this, you can believe the rest. There are answers for your questions. But, I suspect you don't want to know.

You are just looking for an excuse to reject Jesus Christ.
 Quoting: dave3006

bump
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Re: Bible study nobody wants to do
Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?

How did Noah get a kangaroo on the ark in the Middle East?


How can a snake talk and convince Eve to eat the apple?

Want me to go on?
 Quoting: Metratonivvi 83993093


I think you're missing the point.

And yes, I want you to go on to discover the spiritual truth of existence, and recognize Gods glory.

That doesn't mean you need to interpret every word of ancient religious scripture literally.

But you need to understand the literal truth inherent in the scriptures.

Dig deeper. Or you will remain trapped in a fake loop forever.
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Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?

How did Noah get a kangaroo on the ark in the Middle East?


How can a snake talk and convince Eve to eat the apple?

Want me to go on?
 Quoting: Metratonivvi 83993093


Cain went to the land of Nod and intermarried with Neanderthal women.

The serpent was used to describe his character; Satan was in humanoid form, as angels can be. Like the ones who visited Lot's house.

Don't know about the kangaroo, but with God, all things are possible.
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There are fools and there are wise men. Which one are you?
 Quoting: Nemesis8


Genesis 1:26


Try having a Man to Man conversation around here.

Everyone is too fucking stupid to level on that line.

Would rather flap their gums all the way to the pit.


epiclol
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You kept reading after a talking snake?

lolatu
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:sweater: You come across as an ill-educated clown.
 Quoting: Judethz


Said the resident Xdresser.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81167476
blahblah
 Quoting: ^Mike


When you figure out who you are talking to, call me out by name, you stupid shit stain.
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Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?

How did Noah get a kangaroo on the ark in the Middle East?


How can a snake talk and convince Eve to eat the apple?

Want me to go on?
 Quoting: Metratonivvi 83993093

blahblah
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lolatu

Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?

How did Noah get a kangaroo on the ark in the Middle East?


How can a snake talk and convince Eve to eat the apple?

Want me to go on?
 Quoting: Metratonivvi 83993093


Thread: God is real. There is right and wrong. Men are men. Women are women. There is judgment. There is heaven and hell. (Page 2)

You simply rejected the Truth, you stupid fuck.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81167476


There it is, plain as day.

I bet your dumbass rejects it even now.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81167476
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Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?

How did Noah get a kangaroo on the ark in the Middle East?


How can a snake talk and convince Eve to eat the apple?

Want me to go on?
 Quoting: Metratonivvi 83993093
blahblah
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lolatu

Adam and Eve had two boys. Cain and Abel. How the fuck did the human race originate from two males?

How did Noah get a kangaroo on the ark in the Middle East?


How can a snake talk and convince Eve to eat the apple?

Want me to go on?
 Quoting: Metratonivvi 83993093


Thread: God is real. There is right and wrong. Men are men. Women are women. There is judgment. There is heaven and hell. (Page 2)

You simply rejected the Truth, you stupid fuck.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81167476


There it is, plain as day.

I bet your dumbass rejects it even now.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81167476
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There are fools and there are wise men. Which one are you?
 Quoting: Nemesis8


Genesis 1:26


Try having a Man to Man conversation around here.

Everyone is too fucking stupid to level on that line.

Would rather flap their gums all the way to the pit.


epiclol
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hesright
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https://imgur.com/a/mglCdLC

“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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[imgur] blahblah
 Quoting: Zovalex


They you just run their mouths spewing empty words and are harmless in that respect.

It is the nations that are under judgement.

And the citizens that support them.

Thread: In a world controlled by God, why is money worth more than the life of a human being? (Page 3)
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[imgur] blahblah
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They you just run their mouths spewing empty words and are harmless in that respect.

It is the nations that are under judgement.

And the citizens that support them.

Thread: In a world controlled by God, why is money worth more than the life of a human being? (Page 3)

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81167476


I don't care what you identify as.

God knows cotizens from sovereigns.
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sweater You come across as an ill-educated clown.
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Said the resident Xdresser.
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When you thought combining "scrump" and "shrimp" made a good profile name
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When you figure out who you are talking to, call me out by name, you stupid shit stain.
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Re: Bible study nobody wants to do
The first verse in the Bible:

"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth."

If you can believe this, you can believe the rest. There are answers for your questions. But, I suspect you don't want to know.

You are just looking for an excuse to reject Jesus Christ.
 Quoting: dave3006


AMEN BROTHER

OH THE PAIN OF IGNORANCE

ALL THE DUMMY HAD TO DO IS ASK GOD

BUT NO

HE CAN DO THAT

ALL BECAUSE HE DOESN'T TALK TO GOD
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:sweater: You come across as an ill-educated clown.
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Said the resident Xdresser.
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blahblah
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When you figure out who you are talking to, call me out by name, you stupid shit stain.
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block peepholes, I know you sell crack
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ALIENS ARE DEMONS





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