Bill gates discussing monkey pox with Anthony Fauci

Bill: Did you release the new one the big sores, something more visual?
Fauci: Yes but the problem is it seems to only do well through homosexual activity
Bill: I told you not to base it off of your lifestyle or the people that you work with, now we are stuck with the gay stigma
Fauci: Bit isn't it hip now, to be gay?
Bill: Well it wont be after this disease will it!
Fauci: Just give me more gain of function research I'm pretty close to making it spread to everyone
Bill: That's what you said about Covid but hardly no one died, You can't expect me to kill them with just the vaccines because if it's too deadly they will get suspicious. Do you know how much information is now out there about the vaccines. You are way too slow.
Fauci: So you want me to get monkeypox up and running
Bill: We have made the world health organization say it's an emergency so bloody make it an emergency, hardly no one is even infected. How are we going to promote these new vaccines if no one has the disease
Fauci: Congress keeps arguing with me it's hard enough to cover my tracks as it is, I can't work any harder
Bill: Do you know how much I have to spend of advertising for monkeypox when it's so rare? This is suppose to be the next big thing!
Fauci: What if we just say that Covid is getting worse
Bill: They don't believe in covid anymore! We are out of time for that one.
Fauci: It's starting to look like I am the only medical person, which is a worry. I can't speak for the entire medical community.
Bill: They will back you up, the media, the lefties, and the ones we pay. Just keep going.
Fauci: Ok, I'll try get more hype for monkeypox, and give me more funding.
Bill: don't screw this one up, I'm trying to normalize pandemics but a third pandemic in a row would look odd.
Fauci: understood.