New Study - Waking up in the morning could cause blood clots

Saying the word THE is almost 100% fatal

BREAKING- Beating heart causes irregular heartbeat

The earth is so flat the Rocky Mountains were originally named "chest acne"

Wow, hopefully they come up with a vaccine soon to fix this soon! Waking up in the morning sounds very risky now, and so hopefully they come up with a vaccine real quick to keep us safe each morning when waking up! Wondering if the CDC recommends we remain asleep for however long it takes for them to rush out a vaccine to keep us safe on this!!

Being alive could cause blood clots.

Wow, its getting really bad out there! THEY NEED TO QUICKLY OFFER US A VACCINE SIMPLY FOR JUST BEING ALIVE!

Oh wait, they do! Many vaccines.

We are so being fooled. Nobody ever needs a vaccine for anything. Its all a scam.

No shit and life kills you

Critical thinking can cause blood clots in the brain as well. Stop thinking and watch your TV!

Touching yourself lustfully could cause blood clots...

Crap, just a few days ago it saw an article saying that naps could mess up your heart too.

They must be expecting millions more to die from the vax. Sad

BREAKING going to sleep causes blood clots