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This bird is real?!?

 
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They sound like machine gun lol


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That thing looks like it wants to bite her head off chuckle

But thank you for posting that. That is really crazy watching!
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I’ve seen one in person at the zoo. Secretariat birds too. Both very interesting creatures to be around. They feel very primal.
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I've watched endless hours of nature shows over the years, but I never once heard of a Shoebill, the most ridiculous bird I have ever seen.



How is it possible to have spent several decades on Earth and not know this bird exists?

Anyone else never heard of this bird?
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ha! I knew it would be a shoebill when I saw your thread title. I only discovered them last year and, like you, I was like how did I never see one of these before? Such awesome cool birds! They look kind of prehistoric.

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I've watched endless hours of nature shows over the years, but I never once heard of a Shoebill, the most ridiculous bird I have ever seen.



How is it possible to have spent several decades on Earth and not know this bird exists?

Anyone else never heard of this bird?
 Quoting: Zalinsky


Sure have , ever seen a cassowary from Australia …. Like a cross between and emu turkey and kangaroo. Have a read white and blue crest like a turkey and a big center toe with a long claw for fighting kinda like a velociraptor and roo
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THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

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They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
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Look the video of the lyre bird making noises, camera shutter car alarm… can even mimick chain saws
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SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
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A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
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Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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LOL.. bring this bad boi to da hood and watch the brothers hit the dirt..!
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I've watched endless hours of nature shows over the years, but I never once heard of a Shoebill, the most ridiculous bird I have ever seen.



How is it possible to have spent several decades on Earth and not know this bird exists?

Anyone else never heard of this bird?
 Quoting: Zalinsky


ha! I knew it would be a shoebill when I saw your thread title. I only discovered them last year and, like you, I was like how did I never see one of these before? Such awesome cool birds! They look kind of prehistoric.

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Exactly. How did I never see this bird before?

I think I must have come from a timeline where this bird is extinct.


Does the dodo still exist on this timeline?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73990547

whoa1
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I've watched endless hours of nature shows over the years, but I never once heard of a Shoebill, the most ridiculous bird I have ever seen.



How is it possible to have spent several decades on Earth and not know this bird exists?

Anyone else never heard of this bird?
 Quoting: Zalinsky


They're very real and very cool!! They can be deadly tho...

They had their own card in my national geographic animal card collection back in the 80s lol
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Peculiar looking bird.
Eeesh!
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I've watched endless hours of nature shows over the years, but I never once heard of a Shoebill, the most ridiculous bird I have ever seen.



How is it possible to have spent several decades on Earth and not know this bird exists?

Anyone else never heard of this bird?
 Quoting: Zalinsky


Yeah, they're freaky. There's one pic with a duck in it's bill memed as "helping out". I saw it as lunch.
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Saw one once in the wild in western Tanzania.
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I've watched endless hours of nature shows over the years, but I never once heard of a Shoebill, the most ridiculous bird I have ever seen.



How is it possible to have spent several decades on Earth and not know this bird exists?

Anyone else never heard of this bird?
 Quoting: Zalinsky


Same here, haha that's crazy
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1:11 ghey alert
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Better than a cat.
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It’s scary af… ahhh
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Nightmare fuel.
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1:11 ghey alert
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lmao
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I'm in my fifth decade, and I had never, EVER,
heard of a Shoebill before.

Not in National Geographic, or anything.

But then, since about 1996, this hasn't been my
original timeline...
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Looks like something that should have gone extinct millions of years ago but somehow survived to our times. Very prehistoric feel looking at this.
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I've watched endless hours of nature shows over the years, but I never once heard of a Shoebill, the most ridiculous bird I have ever seen.



How is it possible to have spent several decades on Earth and not know this bird exists?

Anyone else never heard of this bird?
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nah really they are pretty incredible birds alright. amazing
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That is how I feel about Narwhals lol
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Seen them before but long forgotten about them. So thanks for the reminder. They do look like a human with a fake bill, or when like Daffy Duck gets his beak exploded out of his face, and puts it on not so well at first. Like that. They look like the bill is too big for their face.

Do you know the Calao? With the upside down beak on top of their beak. Very colorful, a bit like a toucan, my favorite bird (ever since I interacted with a caged one at a pet store).
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Smiling baby Shoebill being 'dribbled' water, meet Seymour:
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Look at how happy^ his eyes are, the cute cutie pie! hf

Full article & more pix:
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Do an image or video search for POTOO birds .... that's another jaw-dropper. Cute lil buggers.

Oh! and don't forget the HARPY EAGLE too.
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Thanks for that! I've seen the Shoebill and Harpy Eagle but never the Potoo. Cute and terrifying at the same time but more cute.
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Jim Henson would approve if its not.
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I've watched endless hours of nature shows over the years, but I never once heard of a Shoebill, the most ridiculous bird I have ever seen.



How is it possible to have spent several decades on Earth and not know this bird exists?

Anyone else never heard of this bird?
 Quoting: Zalinsky


Never ever have I heard of seen of this bird!
Timeline change for sure!!!
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From Africa and they are no joke. They can eat small mammals like peoples cats.
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There are boobys. They have blue feet.

https://imgur.com/a/P7IeaNZ

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I saw him for the first time, hate to say, but it was during a search of different animals showing up during a Mandela effect thing, crazy different animals showed up. This one isn't as weird as some others, the rainbow snakes, lizards, spiders and trees and land like painted valleys, it is just crazy. I had never heard of a flying fox which they told was the largest bat in the world but in my life they didn't have this animal in the history of animals in Australia I helped do reports on the only and all the animals in Australia, that bat was not in that list. Also, if this bat was now the vampire pictures would have used it, they used the bat said to be the largest in the world the South American vampire bat which fed on cattle, but they also have a vampire bird to go with the bat, I just yep, ok.

They have one of the Ugliest goats I have ever see it lives I believe in the Middle East, the face looks deformed really deformed. Then it is the curly headed different animal between pigs and horses and cattle, oh there is some very interesting animals.

I see these and it really out there but it fun to look at them, just for the giggles.
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