CONFIRMED: Paddy the Baddy Pimblett is LOVECHILD of Boris Johnson

Although one is a badass fighter and the other a fatass wanker, a paternity test has proved conclusively that Bojo is indeed the father of straw-headed MMA prodigy Pimblett.

Sources close to the British PM reveal that, some 20 years ago, while staying in a Liverpool hotel, Johnson bedded cleaning lady Mildred Pimlett and the result was young Paddy.

Experts remain baffled as to how a limp wristed toff like Boris could produce a pitbull like Paddy, but suspect that the more hardy scouse genes of his mother have overridden the cowardly effeminate genes of the upper crust Johnson clan.

Stay tuned for more updates.