Tell Us, Dimwitted Speculators, What Exactly Will The Elites Do With Their Supposed Privilaged Access To National Parks?

Stand around and take photos? Exclusively camp in a tent? Exclusively drive their SUVs around and eat s'mores? Run around in the woods Dinky-Wienie?

These Conspiracey Noobs who come up with these mindless scenarios about the "Elites" are clueless. The Elites are Juhoosh Urbanites with Chronic Asthma and dietary constraints.