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Rules on How to Approach a Modern Woman
- Don't approach her when she's not wearing makeup. (You will never convince her she looks good without it.)
- Don't approach her when she's spending money. (Math is hard; she's going to be distracted anyway.)
- Don't approach her when she's on the phone. (She's going to talk bad about you after she sends you away.)
- Don't approach her when she's with other women. (She's going to talk bad about you in front of her friends.)
- Don't approach her when she's online. (She's going to post bad about you.)
- Don't approach her when she's at her job. (She's got a job, so she don't need no man.)
- Don't approach her when she's with her children. (Don't want no baby mamas.)
- Don't approach her when she's intoxicated. (She's going to sober up and so will you. Why invite trouble?)
- Don't approach her when she's taller than you. (She's going to look down on you from the start...bad precedent.)
- Don't approach her when she's trying to fix something. (Burn your Captain Saveho cape...no rescues allowed.)
- Don't approach her when she's in a parking lot. (She's trying to get some place and she's most likely late.)
- Don't approach her when she's with another man. (Let her continue to be his problem.)
- Don't approach her when she's not looking at you first. (The startle response is your doom.)
- Don't approach her. (Too many rules for too few prizes.)