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The World Laughs At America, And Sharpens Its Knife

 
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Vlad Kalashnikov ( Email ) on March 14, 2008


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VLAD'S DAILY GLOAT

Today I came to the office in a pretty good mood. It is not only because of the pleasure I get watching every day the collapse of the corrupt American empire, but also because my personal email has started to function ([email protected]). I have received an enormous amount of letters just in the first day. All of your letters cheered me up, especially the angry Americans crying like helpless pigs stuck in shit. But I was most cheerfully surprised by the number of letters from European readers who tell me they share exactly my pleasure in watching America go to shit. Even some Americans agree-- they tell me they feel the exact same way. Everybody is so fucking sick of America, and so happy to see it eating shit, it is like watching the Nazi regime die, only American collapse is purely comical, puts a smile on all of the world's faces, whereas the end of the Nazi regime was very painful and bloody at least for Russia, since we had to defeat Nazis singlehandedly, with only the minimum help from timid sleazy American and English allies.


"PLEASE, NO MORE REALITY, MY AMERICAN PEA-BRAIN CANNOT HANDLE IT!"

So many people are so sick of American arrogance, hypocrisy, and bloodthirsty militarism, that we all are feeling a real deep and extremely satisfying pleasure watching every day this savage retarded empire collapsing. Think about this, American dumbfucks, when you read my blog -- you may think you are angry, but really you are afraid, because you know you pushed everyone around for so long, treating the world as your own, bombing who you want and forcing the world to bend to your ways. You know it is true, and you know that the chickens are coming home to roost. You know that everyone everywhere is laughing at you, and waiting to get a turn to kick you in your head as you buckle under. Try to say your favorite "We're Number One!" cheer now, losers! Say it while we kick you in your retarded thick head!

One of my favorite letters is a funny letter (actually Exile editor thought it was real 14-year-old American girl) from a very upset reader, who wrote a style of some immigrant's Russian. Here is my translation:

"As an American 14 year old girl, You made me even more ashamed of my country. I agree with almost all of your articles. My favorite, however, was your article about teenager girls, who are sexually diseased. I would write more but I have to leave to catch a bad case of herpes.
Also, don't hesitate to correct my Russian." (Zoe)

(Original below to see the almost-good Russian):

Как американ&#108​9;кая четырнад&#109​4;атилетня&#1​103; девочка, Вы сделали меня даже больше стыдящий&#108​9;я моей страны. Я соглашаю&#108​9;ь почти со всеми вашими статьями. Мой фаворит, однако, был бы вашей статьей относите&#108​3;ьно девочек - подростк&#108​6;в, которые являются больными неряхами. Я напечата&#108​3; бы больше, но я выхожу получать противны&#108​1; случай герпеса! Спасибо.
Кроме того, не стесняйт&#107​7;сь исправля&#109​0;ь мой русский язык.

Why this letter put me in such a good mood, is the Russian style is very clearly that of immigrant from one of Russia's former colonies. I think a Balt or a Moldavian or a Polack who 15 years ago abandoned one master who was wounded, and ran to another master, The United States, and thought he was a clever slave. Now all of these immigrants who formerly licked Russia's boots faces the worst nightmare of all treacherous slaves--he sees that his new master, who he put all of his peasant hopes in, turns out to be the biggest loser of the 21st century! Underneath the obvious sarcasm, there is very serious humiliation and especially fear that a slave feels when seeing his mighty master reduced to the status of some Third World laughingstock. The lackey is afraid because he knows he mocked and kicked Russia once he was safely hiding behind America's legs, and he never expected Russia to stand up again, and he never dreamed it was possible that his great master America was really so weak and so stupid. Now what will happen when his new Master cannot protect him against Russia? How will Russia treat him? Will Russia remember every cruel slight, every savage move to isolate and dismember and humiliate Russia, and impoverish Russia, and dictate to Russia? Will we remember everything?


AND THE PIG SQUEALS NO MORE*

That is a very good question. Russians are an Orthodox Christian nation, and we believe in forgiveness. But we are human too. I do not think any culture treated as Russia was treated for the last 20 years can possibly forgive everything. Only Jesus Christ could do that.

--Vlad Kalashnikov

*Note: it was Jesus who said it is okay to eat pork!
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I think a Balt or a Moldavian or a Polack who 15 years ago abandoned one master who was wounded, and ran to another master, The United States, and thought he was a clever slave. Now all of these immigrants who formerly licked Russia's boots faces the worst nightmare of all treacherous slaves--he sees that his new master, who he put all of his peasant hopes in, turns out to be the biggest loser of the 21st century!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 331956

I'd have to disagree with him on this one point. When those countries went from being dominated by Russia to being dominated by the U.S. they never changed masters at all. Russia kicked all their murdering Bolshevik Zionist Jews out our traitorous Neo-con commies welcomed them in the U.S. and put them straight into the U.S. government to continue here where they left off in Russia.

But I don't blame any Russians for laughing at us now because we treated them like pure crap when they went through the same thing with the Bolshevik Zionists.
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Thread: America has failed
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We have a saying in America,Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
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We have a saying in America,Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
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ok John Wayne


sheesh..
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We have a saying in America,Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.



ok John Wayne


sheesh..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 331956

Mr.John wayne to you asshole
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And they still will be nuked by us in the end.
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your goverment is just as big a laugh as ours lol and if you say that shit to an americans face they will stick your knife up your vald ass biach lol
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where are you from anyway dickhead?russia?that russian election was even more rigged than the american elections lmao.go drink some cheap vodka with your potatoe soup.
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where are you from anyway dickhead?russia?that russian election was even more rigged than the american elections lmao.go drink some cheap vodka with your potatoe soup.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 394824

Like the commies ever did us any big favors.Kill a commie for mommy.Bring it on.
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America Flushed Down The Toilet

Vlad Kalashnikov ( Email ) on March 17, 2008

Fat dumbfuck American losers are going down the toilet, according to this article in Associated Press:

WICHITA, Kan. — Authorities are considering charges in the case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." The county attorney will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. The boyfriend said he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. "And her reply would be, "Maybe tomorrow,' " Whipple said.


MISS AMERICA 2008

What a fucking freaks Americans are! Funny fat pieces of shit, you are now the fat clowns of the world, we all laugh at you. Stuck to a toilet for two years? Only American piles of human diarrhea can do such a thing! You are sick people.

Not just citizens of America, but also United States of Dumbfucks going down the toilets too. Today, United States in such a complete state of decay, even building cranes are collapsing, bridges collapsing, cities disappearing from rain storms. Fed Chairman Bernanke is pissing into his pants like all Americans, making even more mistaken desperate moves as collapsing America accelerates:

"It seems as if Bernanke & Co. are pulling out all the stops to avoid a serious financial market meltdown," Richard Yamarone, an economist at Argus Research, said Sunday evening.


INCOMPETENT AMERICANS DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO BUILD A CRANE THAT CAN STAND UP

U.S. dollar continues its complete collapse into irrelevancy, making any pathetic attempt by Bernanke doomed to fail. I cite three experts in a Bloomberg article today:

Stephen Jen, head of global foreign-exchange research at Morgan Stanley in London. ``Watching the dollar plummet like this is very dangerous.''
``It's hard to stimulate an economy when the currency is going down the tubes,'' said David Malpass, the chief economist at Bear Stearns & Co. The New York-based firm expects the dollar will fall to $1.60 per euro in 12 months.

Kenneth Rogoff, the former chief economist at the IMF and now a professor at Harvard University, said the greenback may drop another 12 percent on a trade-weighted basis.

``This recession will be long and deep and when we get out of it, we'll have inflation,'' Rogoff said in an interview. ``Confidence in the dollar is down.''


ALL THAT'S LEFT OF AMERICA

Goodbye, dumbfuckers, we flush you down the toilet of history!
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America Flushed Down The Toilet

Vlad Kalashnikov ( Email ) on March 17, 2008

Fat dumbfuck American losers are going down the toilet, according to this article in Associated Press:

WICHITA, Kan. — Authorities are considering charges in the case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." The county attorney will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. The boyfriend said he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. "And her reply would be, "Maybe tomorrow,' " Whipple said.


MISS AMERICA 2008

What a fucking freaks Americans are! Funny fat pieces of shit, you are now the fat clowns of the world, we all laugh at you. Stuck to a toilet for two years? Only American piles of human diarrhea can do such a thing! You are sick people.

Not just citizens of America, but also United States of Dumbfucks going down the toilets too. Today, United States in such a complete state of decay, even building cranes are collapsing, bridges collapsing, cities disappearing from rain storms. Fed Chairman Bernanke is pissing into his pants like all Americans, making even more mistaken desperate moves as collapsing America accelerates:

"It seems as if Bernanke & Co. are pulling out all the stops to avoid a serious financial market meltdown," Richard Yamarone, an economist at Argus Research, said Sunday evening.


INCOMPETENT AMERICANS DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO BUILD A CRANE THAT CAN STAND UP

U.S. dollar continues its complete collapse into irrelevancy, making any pathetic attempt by Bernanke doomed to fail. I cite three experts in a Bloomberg article today:

Stephen Jen, head of global foreign-exchange research at Morgan Stanley in London. ``Watching the dollar plummet like this is very dangerous.''
``It's hard to stimulate an economy when the currency is going down the tubes,'' said David Malpass, the chief economist at Bear Stearns & Co. The New York-based firm expects the dollar will fall to $1.60 per euro in 12 months.

Kenneth Rogoff, the former chief economist at the IMF and now a professor at Harvard University, said the greenback may drop another 12 percent on a trade-weighted basis.

``This recession will be long and deep and when we get out of it, we'll have inflation,'' Rogoff said in an interview. ``Confidence in the dollar is down.''


ALL THAT'S LEFT OF AMERICA

Goodbye, dumbfuckers, we flush you down the toilet of history!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 331956



so is your point, to insult us , intell we hate you?
then you want to have america unleash itself on you?

i think your an american who wrote this BS.
could anyone really be stupid to want WW3,
wich is what would happen if anyone set foot
on american soil, in an act of war.

it's fun to read BS, even here on GLP,
but please,
stop being so stupid, everyone can
see it.
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America Flushed Down The Toilet

Vlad Kalashnikov ( Email ) on March 17, 2008

Fat dumbfuck American losers are going down the toilet, according to this article in Associated Press:

WICHITA, Kan. — Authorities are considering charges in the case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." The county attorney will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. The boyfriend said he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. "And her reply would be, "Maybe tomorrow,' " Whipple said.


MISS AMERICA 2008

What a fucking freaks Americans are! Funny fat pieces of shit, you are now the fat clowns of the world, we all laugh at you. Stuck to a toilet for two years? Only American piles of human diarrhea can do such a thing! You are sick people.

Not just citizens of America, but also United States of Dumbfucks going down the toilets too. Today, United States in such a complete state of decay, even building cranes are collapsing, bridges collapsing, cities disappearing from rain storms. Fed Chairman Bernanke is pissing into his pants like all Americans, making even more mistaken desperate moves as collapsing America accelerates:

"It seems as if Bernanke & Co. are pulling out all the stops to avoid a serious financial market meltdown," Richard Yamarone, an economist at Argus Research, said Sunday evening.


INCOMPETENT AMERICANS DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO BUILD A CRANE THAT CAN STAND UP

U.S. dollar continues its complete collapse into irrelevancy, making any pathetic attempt by Bernanke doomed to fail. I cite three experts in a Bloomberg article today:

Stephen Jen, head of global foreign-exchange research at Morgan Stanley in London. ``Watching the dollar plummet like this is very dangerous.''
``It's hard to stimulate an economy when the currency is going down the tubes,'' said David Malpass, the chief economist at Bear Stearns & Co. The New York-based firm expects the dollar will fall to $1.60 per euro in 12 months.

Kenneth Rogoff, the former chief economist at the IMF and now a professor at Harvard University, said the greenback may drop another 12 percent on a trade-weighted basis.

``This recession will be long and deep and when we get out of it, we'll have inflation,'' Rogoff said in an interview. ``Confidence in the dollar is down.''


ALL THAT'S LEFT OF AMERICA

Goodbye, dumbfuckers, we flush you down the toilet of history!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 331956

I just love fucking your mutant nuke bitches!There are actually porn sites,that depict US dudes going to some of yer shithole towns,pretending to want to marry one o' yer sorry sluts,fucking the shit outa 'er,and then laughing in 'er face!WOW!They got tits on their back too!The vodka I drink in Oregon is SO much better than yours,Ivan,that you MUST be bitter.At least we had our time in the sun.It must have been a bitch growing up there,with no hotrods,antifreeze booze,ZERO hot pussy ,(with decent teeth),glowing countryside,etc. etc.Zionists got you good too!
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Exile.ru is one of the oldest troll websites -

Look at older articles by Denis Salnikov - a fictitious nuevo elite rich kid from russia's 90's capitalism boom. He talks of his limo driver, the nightclubs he frequents, the expensive clothes he wears, the drugs he takes, the models he screws and isn't interested in, always making comments about how cool it is to be bisexual.

Funny site. So many people get hooked by the dry tone - the writers are old harvard students turned nihilist Moscow expats. Check the letters section and see how they dog anyone who writes to them.
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It's easy to sit back, laugh, and kick us while we are down.
You wasn't so quick to in our prime.
You act as though only Americans are bloodthirsty, materialistic, fat, dumbed down, douche bags.
How easily you forget your own countries atrocities.
Bad news for you is the fact that America is only the beginning of this domino effect that will sweep the world eventually.
Instead of critizing, you should be offering a helping hand to your fellow humans.
Do you not understand that if we fall then you too will fall also?
If the world doesn't help us in our time of need, then when need knocks at your door who will help you?

A poem to live by:

First they came for the Socialists, and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for me, and there was no one left
to speak up for me.
"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely"
-John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton

“I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”
-Edgar Allan Poe
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I think a Balt or a Moldavian or a Polack who 15 years ago abandoned one master who was wounded, and ran to another master, The United States, and thought he was a clever slave. Now all of these immigrants who formerly licked Russia's boots faces the worst nightmare of all treacherous slaves--he sees that his new master, who he put all of his peasant hopes in, turns out to be the biggest loser of the 21st century!

I'd have to disagree with him on this one point. When those countries went from being dominated by Russia to being dominated by the U.S. they never changed masters at all. Russia kicked all their murdering Bolshevik Zionist Jews out our traitorous Neo-con commies welcomed them in the U.S. and put them straight into the U.S. government to continue here where they left off in Russia.

But I don't blame any Russians for laughing at us now because we treated them like pure crap when they went through the same thing with the Bolshevik Zionists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 393352


good point





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