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Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911

 
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Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
This just shows the decline in both parenting and the deficiencies in public education system.

We learned that shit in kindergarten. My parents had taught me at age 4.

Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
New researchshows 91% of elementary school-age children
don't know how or when to call 911.

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But a 2021 study from the American Academy of Pediatrics found that 91% of elementary school-age children can’t take the two steps necessary to make this happen: recognize when a situation is an emergency, and call for lifesaving help to describe the problem. The study used a simulation in which an adult begins choking, and a cell phone is on the table nearby. In another room, a dispatcher is ready to receive the call, and to analyze if a child is able to communicate the emergency in a call to 911.

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This new information is based on two reports: One published in the AAP Publications Pediatrics reports 91% of elementary school kids don’t know how to understand when an emergency is happening and call 911 for help. The other from COSMO Technologies shows that 27.7 million U.S. kids under 12 don’t have regular access to a phone.

“Although nearly 80% of children use devices for media (eg, gaming, applications, videos) by 2 to 4 years of age, “researchers wrote, “their ability to use mobile devices to respond to an emergency, including bypassing a passcode to access the emergency call function, remains unknown.”

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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
only a small minority could recognize a simulated emergency, dial 911, and report the emergency to an operator.
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
Sad that they need to petition for this 911 education

Young children in the U.S. suffer from fundamentally unequal access to life-saving 9-1-1 emergency services.
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
Unable is not real word.
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
and the other 9% call 911 when their siblings take their toys
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
Unable is not real word.
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Seriously dude!
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
and the other 9% call 911 when their siblings take their toys
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Back in the day kids used to prank 911.
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
and the other 9% call 911 when their siblings take their toys
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Back in the day kids used to prank 911.
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Then they grew up and pranked a 9/11
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
This just shows the decline in both parenting and the deficiencies in public education system.

We learned that shit in kindergarten. My parents had taught me at age 4.

Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
New researchshows 91% of elementary school-age children
don't know how or when to call 911.

[link to www.mother.ly (secure)]


But a 2021 study from the American Academy of Pediatrics found that 91% of elementary school-age children can’t take the two steps necessary to make this happen: recognize when a situation is an emergency, and call for lifesaving help to describe the problem. The study used a simulation in which an adult begins choking, and a cell phone is on the table nearby. In another room, a dispatcher is ready to receive the call, and to analyze if a child is able to communicate the emergency in a call to 911.
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but can buy a weapon when theyre 18 years old ...
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
Unable is not real word.
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Seriously dude!
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I believe... yes.

Is there new movement, something like the kids boycotting 911
and Biden. Why Biden smelling the kids ?
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
or do they know how to call 911. and just don't care an adult is choking.... or do they realize it's a "simulation" and again don't call 911... because it's a fucking simulation.

too many variables here.

why not just ask the kid what 911 is... why all the mind fuckery.
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
or do they know how to call 911. and just don't care an adult is choking.... or do they realize it's a "simulation" and again don't call 911... because it's a fucking simulation.

too many variables here.

why not just ask the kid what 911 is... why all the mind fuckery.
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more importantly if someone is choking you WOULDN'T call 911... you'd find an adult to administer the heimlich maneuver

911 is minutes away a person choking would be dead by then...

so this study was bullshit all the way around.. sorry it was.
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
or do they know how to call 911. and just don't care an adult is choking.... or do they realize it's a "simulation" and again don't call 911... because it's a fucking simulation.

too many variables here.

why not just ask the kid what 911 is... why all the mind fuckery.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81710741


more importantly if someone is choking you WOULDN'T call 911... you'd find an adult to administer the heimlich maneuver

911 is minutes away a person choking would be dead by then...

so this study was bullshit all the way around.. sorry it was.
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kid probably realized it was being observed and said "fuck it" I'm playing a game the adult watching this shit shows "got it"

again waaayy too many variables. Are we talking hollywood production with special effects or some wannabe bill nye the science guy type "pretending" to choke badly, with some lady named barb obviously watching through the window.

I've seen some of the shit they put out to kids my wifes a school counselor... half the time they treat kids like they are retards and talk down to them and then are shocked when they get adult behavior and words outta 5 year olds.

My wife comes home and like so and so said this and then throat kicked me... I'm like yeah if I was one of your students I probably would have done the same thing...

the kids that are "behavior" students are literally above average intelligent kids that already see that school is nothing more than bullshit to make you subservient and has NOTHING to do with learning, and everything to do with creating good "wage slaves".

The kids probably thinking fuck off and stop playing games with me.

again why not just ask the fucking kid?
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
and the other 9% call 911 when their siblings take their toys
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I read this one article where a woman called 911 bc of the cost of food. I mean like fkn really?!
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
This just shows the decline in both parenting and the deficiencies in public education system.

We learned that shit in kindergarten. My parents had taught me at age 4.

Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
New researchshows 91% of elementary school-age children
don't know how or when to call 911.

[link to www.mother.ly (secure)]


But a 2021 study from the American Academy of Pediatrics found that 91% of elementary school-age children can’t take the two steps necessary to make this happen: recognize when a situation is an emergency, and call for lifesaving help to describe the problem. The study used a simulation in which an adult begins choking, and a cell phone is on the table nearby. In another room, a dispatcher is ready to receive the call, and to analyze if a child is able to communicate the emergency in a call to 911.
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but can buy a weapon when theyre 18 years old ...
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Thats scary when u really think about it.
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
or do they know how to call 911. and just don't care an adult is choking.... or do they realize it's a "simulation" and again don't call 911... because it's a fucking simulation.

too many variables here.

why not just ask the kid what 911 is... why all the mind fuckery.
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Both. They're not 5aught what 911 is n they can't differentiate between an emergency need say choking with just coughing
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
or do they know how to call 911. and just don't care an adult is choking.... or do they realize it's a "simulation" and again don't call 911... because it's a fucking simulation.

too many variables here.

why not just ask the kid what 911 is... why all the mind fuckery.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81710741


more importantly if someone is choking you WOULDN'T call 911... you'd find an adult to administer the heimlich maneuver

911 is minutes away a person choking would be dead by then...

so this study was bullshit all the way around.. sorry it was.
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Well we know n do that but little kids can't
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
Unable is not real word.
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Seriously dude!
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I believe... yes.

Is there new movement, something like the kids boycotting 911
and Biden. Why Biden smelling the kids ?
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Ur being facetious right?

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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
I have said for years, Emergency Services, also including essential services, all need to switch to the (Farm-Sound-System)

9-1-1 = Cow Go: "Moo"

4-1-1 = Chicken go: "Cock a Doodle Do"



And so and so on .........
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
and the other 9% call 911 when their siblings take their toys
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Back in the day kids used to prank 911.
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Then they grew up and pranked a 9/11
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Too Funny!!!
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
Lol, they know that if they call they gonna die shot by police.
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
I have said for years, Emergency Services, also including essential services, all need to switch to the (Farm-Sound-System)

9-1-1 = Cow Go: "Moo"

4-1-1 = Chicken go: "Cock a Doodle Do"



And so and so on .........
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
Lol, they know that if they call they gonna die shot by police.
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Cmon....
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
What phone would an elementary aged child use? No landline anymore and mobiles are locked.
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
What phone would an elementary aged child use? No landline anymore and mobiles are locked.
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My kids had cell phones at age 10
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
Was it 91.1%? that would be freaky
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imagine being a butthurt degenerate piece of shit mod who likes to talk shit to others but gets so fucking butthurt when it get its back it has to attempt to impotently bane lmfao. how fucking pathetic
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Re: Study shows a whopping 91% of children are unable to call 911
"because i can derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"





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