morons.

I hope you're satisfied. Oh, boo hoo, at least we won't
have any mean tweets!

Yeah, you know what else we won't have?

HAIR!
It falls out after you get dosed with radiation!

EYESIGHT!
You lose that when the heat and flash fuse your eyeballs.

HEARING!
You go instantly deaf when a 200mph shock wave hits your eardrums!

SKIN!
Sunburn 5,000,000.

Luckily, you'll still have your sense of smell so you'll know when you're near a dead body.