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If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...

 
Endoplasmic
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If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...
-CHUCK SAVES-

and that's my Chuck Norris joke for this month.
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nuke ghey whales for jesus
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"I was right you know"
Let me tell you what fair means. Fair means that one side got what they wanted in a way the other side can't complain about. There's no such thing as fair.
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Please get Mother M off my damn spaceship!...No trespassing
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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Hey Saint peter I can see your house from here
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I can walk on water but can't promise I can drive on ice.
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REPENT
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Re: If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...
"FJB"
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"Follow Me"
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Honk if you’re horny
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Jesus loves you
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ODIN IS RIGHT
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Don't get hung up on Easter...
Imagine the Future
I woke up with a scream
I was buying some feelings
From a vending machine
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Fuck Trump
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"Why did I come back ?"
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It's five o clock somewhere
Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu
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DTF
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Please get Mother M off my damn spaceship!...No trespassing
 Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0)


Seriously. Only ghosts and holy ghosts can believe their own lies/mind control/lies.
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Re: If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...
-CHUCK SAVES-

and that's my Chuck Norris joke for this month.
 Quoting: Endoplasmic


Judas ugly as fuck
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Knock knock...anybody home?
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"Y'all need Jesus."

WWID. (What Would I Do)
On this bitch since 2004.
7th Gen Texan - Come and take it!
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Re: If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...
COEXIST
Blab gobble doodle blurb! You disgusting Cretin!
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Death to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei - Death to Iran
Death to Kim Jong-un - Death to Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea
Death to Xi Jinping - Death to People's Republic of China
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I came to earth and all I got was this lousy car.
Be loyal to truth...
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Re: If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...
Jesus is coming...look busy.

I actually saw that on a truck once upon a time

More realistic:

I was crucified for this?

Or to tie into a joke:

The aliens gave me chocolate.
What did you do?


Please understand that humor, not blasphemy, is my intent here.
Endoplasmic  (OP)

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Re: If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...
I SAVE
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Last Edited by Obsidian cerebrum on 09/22/2022 12:19 AM
'ive never been so happy, and it's increasing"
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Re: If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...
Truth is not in thenpages of a book but in your heart. Treat others as you want to be treated.
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Re: If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...
"FJB"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16242016


Haha. You beat me to it.
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Re: If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...
"I was right you know"
 Quoting: Ozark Mountain Dare Devil


Congratulations, you just won the internet…
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Re: If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...
He'd be hardly recognizable to most believers and certainly unbelievers.
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Re: If Jesus Had a Bumper Sticker it Would Say...
yabtl = jish

you all bought the lie.

Last Edited by mondali2 on 09/22/2022 12:39 AM
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