OFFICIAL GLP INTRODUCE YOURSELF THREAD

Ok dude

Don't mind whatever - been called a lot of things and it makes no difference - any pronoun is fine - I don't mind what morans blabber on about - doesn't matter what I identify as - people will still think you are an alien or a lizard or a cow for flippin - or a tomato or a potato - what's the point.




As you were.

Call me tarantula, she/her, I identify as a super sexy 8 legged female

My name is Chad.

You can call me Chad.

I identify as Chad, a man. That is to say that I have a penis. Sometimes I do buy tampons...for my wife.

To my knowledge I cannot breast feed, though to be fair I've never actually tried. I imagine that making children suck on my nipples is at some level a form of sexual assault.

FO

Your pronouns are cheap ass and broke.

Thread: My weekly grocery list - cheap and healthy - slobs take notes

Thread: Just got my electric bill

my spider senses are tingling

You're into Shittin Cherries and Tard Wrangling?

Call me Dude,

I'm Sir Assalot

Nice to meet all of you.

it's the idea of a lady with 8 hairy tarantula legs
that got me all tingly

I identify as homophobic and various undiagnosed mental health issues.

me too, but not homophobic.

You’re an adorable critter, do you identify as someone with very fast growing fingernails?

I like to be called Truffles.
I use she/her pronouns.
I identify as a woman without female sexual organs.