Americans say Biden supporting a debt increase is just fine because Trump did, too.

Americans scream gun bans are great if black people also lose their guns.

Americans say license plate readers are okay if illegal immigrants are also recorded by license plate readers.

Americans think that closing churches is wonderful if temples are closed, too.

Americans say banning baseball hats is fantastic because cowboy hat collections will increase in value.

Americans think checkpoints are terrific because you can use another road.

Americans say outlawing spicy mustard is good because you could still buy original mustard.

Americans swear banning body armor is fantastic because you can easily make body armor with egg cartons.

Americans say that if the Gestapo are abolished then there would be absolutely no way you could protect your home.

Americans are completely enslaved, insane, and retarded now.

Americans do not know history, cannot recognize hypocrisy, and do not understand unintended consequences.

Americans make up any fact to fit their narrative and never offer any proof.

Americans will look you in the eye and say that North America was uninhabited in 1491.

Americans think that the USA never had churches before today.

Americans scream that the Bill of Rights was repealed by the Organic Act of 1872.

Americans insist that the US had TSA groping in 1880.

American swear that no one died during WWII and the USA has never bombed Vietnam.

Americans say 100% of the US debt is owed to China and the entire US budget is used to pay for food stamps.

Americans say Obama was an evil monster for supporting wars, debt, and tyranny, but Trump was a holy god for embracing wars, debt, and the police state.