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I'm waiting in line for a Publix sub sandwich.
Or should I say, the world famous Publix foot-long sub.
It's world famous because of Orlando.
And Miami.
Come to think of it, let's add Tampa,
Pensacola, Jacksonville, Gainsville, West Palm Beach,
Fort Lauderdale, Fort Myers, Sarasota, Saint Petersburg,
Clearwater, and let's finish with the Greek Sponge Diving town,
Tarpon Springs!

Because you see...Publix completely dominates the state of
Florida, in a Big way. Winn-Dixie, how do you hang-on?

International travelers, coming to spend mountains of cash to
see a life sized mouse, witches, mermaids, and all-things- Disney.

Miami is clearly America's hub to Central & South America, as well as
the island nations of the Caribbean.
It's one of America's great international cities.

Jacksonville is a Navy town, and the Navy is international by
its very nature, especially a large naval base.

Tampa...it's Tampa, I don't know why people come here,
so stay away. Go to Orlando.

And this is when I realized, looking around the grocery store,
that I've learned a tremendous amount of information in
50 years of life, considering I cannot even remember much as an infant.
I started blank.
I knew nothing.
Nothing-at-all.

And now I know that white bread is much more tasty
than wheat bread, although wheat bread is supposedly better
for you.
But I don't think so, and I don't care.

I know about farming, at least I've driven my car across
Kansas and Iowa a few times.
And the wheat is harvested, by big machines called combines.
In the movie 'Footloose' which I saw in a theater with
my first date.

I see the donut case, and I immediately know all kinds
of information about donuts, but that bores me.

In just a moment while waiting in line, I took this all in,
in less than two minutes I think.
And more than this, much more.
And you know what I mean...do you?
And let's not forget 18 years in school and how much we forget.
And somehow all this information is stored in a brain?
Specifically my brain in this case.
I'm clueless, how much more does a brain surgeon know?
But I can read.
I'm reading stuff all around me.
Signs, packages, labels, specials, speaking of which...

I order the Boar's Head Turkey Special w/ Cranberry Sauce.
I know, it sounds iffy right?
Trust me, now I ask for double Cranberry Sauce.
Because I have experience!
I tried one of these last year in the Fall, like now.

I realized how amazing clear eyesight is.
Remember...I'm in a Publix, it's not your average Kroger.
Visually it's an impressive and comfortable place.
I know the names of everything I'm looking at.
I've had 50 years to get so good at this game.
I even know this is all about to end.
Because it's closing time
on America.
But the shelves are not bare yet.
We have plenty of toilet paper now.
I know that Hurricane Ian was most likely manipulated
by man.
And I eat GMO food because I can't afford organic.
Should I give-up smoking too?

The store is advertising FREE FLU & COVID BOOSTERS.
I don't know if I'd be unvaxxed right now if not for GLP.
I don't try to share my knowledge anymore.
What should I say, to the sandwich guy..."I need more mayo!"
"Please!"

I can also ride a bicycle, how about that!
Oh, so can you?
You learned that stuff when you were 3?
Did I ride the short bus?
Is that what you ask?

Somehow this is all taking place in the lump of fat
in my head,
behind my eyes...

BOOM!
War is on the way.
Pirate 1boom33

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I'm waiting in line for a Publix sub sandwich.
Or should I say, the world famous Publix foot-long sub.
It's world famous because of Orlando.
And Miami.
Come to think of it, let's add Tampa,
Pensacola, Jacksonville, Gainsville, West Palm Beach,
Fort Lauderdale, Fort Myers, Sarasota, Saint Petersburg,
Clearwater, and let's finish with the Greek Sponge Diving town,
Tarpon Springs!

Because you see...Publix completely dominates the state of
Florida, in a Big way. Winn-Dixie, how do you hang-on?

International travelers, coming to spend mountains of cash to
see a life sized mouse, witches, mermaids, and all-things- Disney.

Miami is clearly America's hub to Central & South America, as well as
the island nations of the Caribbean.
It's one of America's great international cities.

Jacksonville is a Navy town, and the Navy is international by
its very nature, especially a large naval base.

Tampa...it's Tampa, I don't know why people come here,
so stay away. Go to Orlando.

And this is when I realized, looking around the grocery store,
that I've learned a tremendous amount of information in
50 years of life, considering I cannot even remember much as an infant.
I started blank.
I knew nothing.
Nothing-at-all.

And now I know that white bread is much more tasty
than wheat bread, although wheat bread is supposedly better
for you.
But I don't think so, and I don't care.

I know about farming, at least I've driven my car across
Kansas and Iowa a few times.
And the wheat is harvested, by big machines called combines.
In the movie 'Footloose' which I saw in a theater with
my first date.

I see the donut case, and I immediately know all kinds
of information about donuts, but that bores me.

In just a moment while waiting in line, I took this all in,
in less than two minutes I think.
And more than this, much more.
And you know what I mean...do you?
And let's not forget 18 years in school and how much we forget.
And somehow all this information is stored in a brain?
Specifically my brain in this case.
I'm clueless, how much more does a brain surgeon know?
But I can read.
I'm reading stuff all around me.
Signs, packages, labels, specials, speaking of which...

I order the Boar's Head Turkey Special w/ Cranberry Sauce.
I know, it sounds iffy right?
Trust me, now I ask for double Cranberry Sauce.
Because I have experience!
I tried one of these last year in the Fall, like now.

I realized how amazing clear eyesight is.
Remember...I'm in a Publix, it's not your average Kroger.
Visually it's an impressive and comfortable place.
I know the names of everything I'm looking at.
I've had 50 years to get so good at this game.
I even know this is all about to end.
Because it's closing time
on America.
But the shelves are not bare yet.
We have plenty of toilet paper now.
I know that Hurricane Ian was most likely manipulated
by man.
And I eat GMO food because I can't afford organic.
Should I give-up smoking too?

The store is advertising FREE FLU & COVID BOOSTERS.
I don't know if I'd be unvaxxed right now if not for GLP.
I don't try to share my knowledge anymore.
What should I say, to the sandwich guy..."I need more mayo!"
"Please!"

I can also ride a bicycle, how about that!
Oh, so can you?
You learned that stuff when you were 3?
Did I ride the short bus?
Is that what you ask?

Somehow this is all taking place in the lump of fat
in my head,
behind my eyes...

BOOM!
War is on the way.
:Pirate 1:boom33
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Shut up..
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hes 100 spot on accurate.
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I left school when I was 16 but I have learnt a lot of important things on GLP.
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EVERYONE I know who has a masters degree or higher. Works for someone else
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Not quite sure where 2 Permaculture Certificates and a Teachers Degree (in same) fit into your poll, so I put trades. SInce knowledge weighs nothing, it is the lightest tool kit to carry around. And though I don't actually use any of that knowledge right now, it will come in handy when 'everything settles'...lol...or doesn't.
“It’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world.
Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst.
And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain
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hes 100 spot on accurate.
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Not quite sure where 2 Permaculture Certificates and a Teachers Degree (in same) fit into your poll, so I put trades. SInce knowledge weighs nothing, it is the lightest tool kit to carry around. And though I don't actually use any of that knowledge right now, it will come in handy when 'everything settles'...lol...or doesn't.
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You know how to write.
That took a few years of learnin.
Can you write with the lights out?
The internet down.
Electricity off.
Paper soaking wet and in short supply.
How about Indian smoke signals?
Morse Code?
Brail?
Chisel & Stone?

I don't know Morse Code nor Brail...do you?
I can probably do smoke signals.
I saw Wile E. Coyote doing smoke signals more than once.
I've never liked the Road Runner.
Arrogant little bird.
He's probably Ukrainian.

But what do I know?
Have you ever looked at the stars with binoculars?
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who cares about writing materials when writing doesn't make any difference for any number of reasons? everything has been weaponized prior to the current situation; it doesn't mean what it used to, so there's no reason for it to be preserved. We are the interaction of all those now meaningless things that got destroyed by being weaponized. What's left of us is a confluence of data which is being mined, much like the Chicoms are said to harvest organs. There's a war that might be prevented, but no reason to. Not any longer anyway.
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I'm waiting in line for a Publix sub sandwich.
Or should I say, the world famous Publix foot-long sub.
It's world famous because of Orlando.
And Miami.
Come to think of it, let's add Tampa,
Pensacola, Jacksonville, Gainsville, West Palm Beach,
Fort Lauderdale, Fort Myers, Sarasota, Saint Petersburg,
Clearwater, and let's finish with the Greek Sponge Diving town,
Tarpon Springs!

Because you see...Publix completely dominates the state of
Florida, in a Big way. Winn-Dixie, how do you hang-on?

International travelers, coming to spend mountains of cash to
see a life sized mouse, witches, mermaids, and all-things- Disney.

Miami is clearly America's hub to Central & South America, as well as
the island nations of the Caribbean.
It's one of America's great international cities.

Jacksonville is a Navy town, and the Navy is international by
its very nature, especially a large naval base.

Tampa...it's Tampa, I don't know why people come here,
so stay away. Go to Orlando.

And this is when I realized, looking around the grocery store,
that I've learned a tremendous amount of information in
50 years of life, considering I cannot even remember much as an infant.
I started blank.
I knew nothing.
Nothing-at-all.

And now I know that white bread is much more tasty
than wheat bread, although wheat bread is supposedly better
for you.
But I don't think so, and I don't care.

I know about farming, at least I've driven my car across
Kansas and Iowa a few times.
And the wheat is harvested, by big machines called combines.
In the movie 'Footloose' which I saw in a theater with
my first date.

I see the donut case, and I immediately know all kinds
of information about donuts, but that bores me.

In just a moment while waiting in line, I took this all in,
in less than two minutes I think.
And more than this, much more.
And you know what I mean...do you?
And let's not forget 18 years in school and how much we forget.
And somehow all this information is stored in a brain?
Specifically my brain in this case.
I'm clueless, how much more does a brain surgeon know?
But I can read.
I'm reading stuff all around me.
Signs, packages, labels, specials, speaking of which...

I order the Boar's Head Turkey Special w/ Cranberry Sauce.
I know, it sounds iffy right?
Trust me, now I ask for double Cranberry Sauce.
Because I have experience!
I tried one of these last year in the Fall, like now.

I realized how amazing clear eyesight is.
Remember...I'm in a Publix, it's not your average Kroger.
Visually it's an impressive and comfortable place.
I know the names of everything I'm looking at.
I've had 50 years to get so good at this game.
I even know this is all about to end.
Because it's closing time
on America.
But the shelves are not bare yet.
We have plenty of toilet paper now.
I know that Hurricane Ian was most likely manipulated
by man.
And I eat GMO food because I can't afford organic.
Should I give-up smoking too?

The store is advertising FREE FLU & COVID BOOSTERS.
I don't know if I'd be unvaxxed right now if not for GLP.
I don't try to share my knowledge anymore.
What should I say, to the sandwich guy..."I need more mayo!"
"Please!"

I can also ride a bicycle, how about that!
Oh, so can you?
You learned that stuff when you were 3?
Did I ride the short bus?
Is that what you ask?

Somehow this is all taking place in the lump of fat
in my head,
behind my eyes...

BOOM!
War is on the way.
:Pirate 1:boom33
 Quoting: ThirstyMarlin!


wow dude. ease up on the adderall.
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I'm waiting in line for a Publix sub sandwich.
Or should I say, the world famous Publix foot-long sub.
It's world famous because of Orlando.
And Miami.
Come to think of it, let's add Tampa,
Pensacola, Jacksonville, Gainsville, West Palm Beach,
Fort Lauderdale, Fort Myers, Sarasota, Saint Petersburg,
Clearwater, and let's finish with the Greek Sponge Diving town,
Tarpon Springs!

Because you see...Publix completely dominates the state of
Florida, in a Big way. Winn-Dixie, how do you hang-on?

International travelers, coming to spend mountains of cash to
see a life sized mouse, witches, mermaids, and all-things- Disney.

Miami is clearly America's hub to Central & South America, as well as
the island nations of the Caribbean.
It's one of America's great international cities.

Jacksonville is a Navy town, and the Navy is international by
its very nature, especially a large naval base.

Tampa...it's Tampa, I don't know why people come here,
so stay away. Go to Orlando.

And this is when I realized, looking around the grocery store,
that I've learned a tremendous amount of information in
50 years of life, considering I cannot even remember much as an infant.
I started blank.
I knew nothing.
Nothing-at-all.

And now I know that white bread is much more tasty
than wheat bread, although wheat bread is supposedly better
for you.
But I don't think so, and I don't care.

I know about farming, at least I've driven my car across
Kansas and Iowa a few times.
And the wheat is harvested, by big machines called combines.
In the movie 'Footloose' which I saw in a theater with
my first date.

I see the donut case, and I immediately know all kinds
of information about donuts, but that bores me.

In just a moment while waiting in line, I took this all in,
in less than two minutes I think.
And more than this, much more.
And you know what I mean...do you?
And let's not forget 18 years in school and how much we forget.
And somehow all this information is stored in a brain?
Specifically my brain in this case.
I'm clueless, how much more does a brain surgeon know?
But I can read.
I'm reading stuff all around me.
Signs, packages, labels, specials, speaking of which...

I order the Boar's Head Turkey Special w/ Cranberry Sauce.
I know, it sounds iffy right?
Trust me, now I ask for double Cranberry Sauce.
Because I have experience!
I tried one of these last year in the Fall, like now.

I realized how amazing clear eyesight is.
Remember...I'm in a Publix, it's not your average Kroger.
Visually it's an impressive and comfortable place.
I know the names of everything I'm looking at.
I've had 50 years to get so good at this game.
I even know this is all about to end.
Because it's closing time
on America.
But the shelves are not bare yet.
We have plenty of toilet paper now.
I know that Hurricane Ian was most likely manipulated
by man.
And I eat GMO food because I can't afford organic.
Should I give-up smoking too?

The store is advertising FREE FLU & COVID BOOSTERS.
I don't know if I'd be unvaxxed right now if not for GLP.
I don't try to share my knowledge anymore.
What should I say, to the sandwich guy..."I need more mayo!"
"Please!"

I can also ride a bicycle, how about that!
Oh, so can you?
You learned that stuff when you were 3?
Did I ride the short bus?
Is that what you ask?

Somehow this is all taking place in the lump of fat
in my head,
behind my eyes...

BOOM!
War is on the way.
:Pirate 1:boom33
 Quoting: ThirstyMarlin!


wow dude. ease up on the adderall.
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Epiclol

That did make my head hurt. Now I'm gonna smoke marijuana
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who cares about writing materials when writing doesn't make any difference for any number of reasons? everything has been weaponized prior to the current situation; it doesn't mean what it used to, so there's no reason for it to be preserved. We are the interaction of all those now meaningless things that got destroyed by being weaponized. What's left of us is a confluence of data which is being mined, much like the Chicoms are said to harvest organs. There's a war that might be prevented, but no reason to. Not any longer anyway.
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See...AC(7319) gets it.
And so do you.
It's not that hard to understand.

Have you read the book of Ecclesiastes lately?
You'll find it somewhere near Proverbs and Psalms.
Don't read Proverbs now; it's too late for that.
But if you want to really roll around in self-induced regret,
depression, and a general sense of failure,
then go ahead and read Proverbs...knock yourself out.
Feeling more poetic and in need of comfort?
Psalms.

Ecclesiastes is the wisdom learned by King Solomon.
He purposefully choose to live much of his life
in search of wisdom.
He even 'dabbled' in witchcraft & black magic for a while.
The Star of David.
That's his.
Also known as the Star of Solomon.
David was his father.

"His mother was Bathsheba, with whom David had committed adultery and then had her husband Uriah the Hittite killed in battle. Nathan the Prophet called him out for the grievous sins and David wrote the song of repentance we know today a Psalm 51."
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i didnt read all of that

someone tell me i made the right choice
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cool piece brah


and it reminds me....in 10 yrs
Americans are going to be going"
"WTF happened? We were THE SHIT...only 25 yrs ago!?"





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