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My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day

 
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My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
28oz haggen daz 9.99
1 large bag of dorito on average 5.00
1 large bag of frito lay chips on average 5.00

That’s extra $20 bucks every single day… I’ll never get back.



Marry a slender girl, heavy women are not good on your wallet.
They are heavy for a reason. (Especially these days)
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
28oz haggen daz 9.99
1 large bag of dorito on average 5.00
1 large bag of frito lay chips on average 5.00

That’s extra $20 bucks every single day… I’ll never get back.



Marry a slender girl, heavy women are not good on your wallet.
They are heavy for a reason. (Especially these days)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79589963


It would cost you more if she were a smoker. Not just in smokes but in health care costs and such.

Look into going to one of those wholesale stores where you can get cases of doritos and fritos and probably even frozen cases of Haggen Das. It will save you money. We have Gordon Food Service here. Just don't pay retail and you'll save.
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
She must be a southern woman

They are all hippos down there
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE
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She must be a southern woman

They are all hippos down there
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lol
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:tgmlol:
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
Get her a can of a Crisco and show her how to mix with sugar and spread on toast. Heck, fix her a half loaf of bread/toast already spread. Buy a large life insurance policy.
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
Ask her about Trans-faty concerns
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
Buy life insurance for her and start looking for a new girlfriend
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
many women these days are chunky, chubby and just fat. i have no idea why the fuck this is happening...
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
You forgot cigs and Dr Pepper
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
She must be a southern woman

They are all hippos down there
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Um, no. I'm 5'4" 105lbs.
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
what the fuck is haggen daz?
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
28oz haggen daz 9.99
1 large bag of dorito on average 5.00
1 large bag of frito lay chips on average 5.00

That’s extra $20 bucks every single day… I’ll never get back.



Marry a slender girl, heavy women are not good on your wallet.
They are heavy for a reason. (Especially these days)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79589963


Elephants are expensive to feed.

Land whales, are expensive, as well.
Can you imagine if you divorce her or you are no longer there to feed her?

Who is going to want to take over???????
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:landwhale:
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Oh, the sexy pose....

Sexy :landwhale:
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
She must be a southern woman

They are all hippos down there
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Um, no. I'm 5'4" 105lbs.
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Can we play balero together?

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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
She must be a southern woman

They are all hippos down there
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84436453


Um, no. I'm 5'4" 105lbs.
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Can we play balero together?


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The wood stick goes inside the hole to score.
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
That's $600/mo
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
$7200/yr on chips and ice cream lmao.
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
This has to be a...

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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
She must be a southern woman

They are all hippos down there
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84436453


USA has hippos???

Oh, yes, White hippos, mostly.

I have seen them.

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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
$7200/yr on chips and ice cream lmao.
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Plus expenses to get pussy, I suppose.
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
28oz haggen daz 9.99
1 large bag of dorito on average 5.00
1 large bag of frito lay chips on average 5.00

That’s extra $20 bucks every single day… I’ll never get back.



Marry a slender girl, heavy women are not good on your wallet.
They are heavy for a reason. (Especially these days)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79589963


how many litres of coke does she drink?
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
How many harpoons and wire core ropes did you break landing her ?
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
She must be a southern woman

They are all hippos down there
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Um, no. I'm 5'4" 105lbs.
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Yeah but see you had to talk…
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
How many harpoons and wire core ropes did you break landing her ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80320766


They went through three outboards, they think she is the legend they kept breaking their oars with.
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
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Re: My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day
Her puss be stinking I bet. With those constant yeast infections.





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