My wife consumes 1 whole large bag of frito lay chips, 1 large doritos, and 28oz haggen daz every single day

It would cost you more if she were a smoker. Not just in smokes but in health care costs and such.

Look into going to one of those wholesale stores where you can get cases of doritos and fritos and probably even frozen cases of Haggen Das. It will save you money. We have Gordon Food Service here. Just don't pay retail and you'll save.

She must be a southern woman

They are all hippos down there

YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE

lol

Get her a can of a Crisco and show her how to mix with sugar and spread on toast. Heck, fix her a half loaf of bread/toast already spread. Buy a large life insurance policy.

Ask her about Trans-faty concerns

Buy life insurance for her and start looking for a new girlfriend

many women these days are chunky, chubby and just fat. i have no idea why the fuck this is happening...

You forgot cigs and Dr Pepper

Um, no. I'm 5'4" 105lbs.

what the fuck is haggen daz?

Elephants are expensive to feed.

Land whales, are expensive, as well.
Can you imagine if you divorce her or you are no longer there to feed her?

Who is going to want to take over???????

Oh, the sexy pose....

Sexy :landwhale:

Can we play balero together?

The wood stick goes inside the hole to score.

That's $600/mo

$7200/yr on chips and ice cream lmao.

This has to be a...

USA has hippos???

Oh, yes, White hippos, mostly.

I have seen them.

how many litres of coke does she drink?

How many harpoons and wire core ropes did you break landing her ?

Yeah but see you had to talk…

They went through three outboards, they think she is the legend they kept breaking their oars with.

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Her puss be stinking I bet. With those constant yeast infections.