A cat doing a drive by on a skateboard

Sneak attack!

:catskateboard:

ALMOST BACKED OUT TOO..

The humans in the room are the problem.

That was pretty aggressive driving.

i just sat there and looped the video while listening to that song

it was the best 3 mintues i had all day

The first rule of a drive by is you don't stage your attack at a dead end.

im too lazy to do it

but if you got a youtube account or a tiktok

i would

easy money

theres only gonna be one dead end nahhhhhhhhhh meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn jelllllllllly beannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

ok im done

im not advocating murder the comments herein are meant to be satirical in nature now and hence forth

this is not a legally binding statement

see i could be lawyer

im not an idiot

its crazy sitting on all this intelligence

with a heart of gold

and what do i get?

accusations?

torture?

abuse?

All the same opportunities YOU had?

IS THAT HOW YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELVES

idk this came up on youtube?

it could be bad idk

3:16

its good

could be some occult symbolism in that song

a lot of these people "take the deal"

i heard the guy picks your name for you...

like out of hat or something i dont fucking know

hes got a book

thats all i know

always two first names...

something to that effect

its too bad really

you hate to see it

reality?

hahahaha

a lot of these fucks are not even living in this one

think about that for a second

the fifth dimension explained?

look at cell phones

how we operate tech in that dimension to alter this one

its just like that

its how it works

but dont look at me

im just an idea guy
*cough*

ahem..sorry bout that

truely

i mean the thought police got bills too

cmon bro...thikn of their families






oh myyyyyyyyyyy

im gonna go act like its 2006

drive around and sell weed

listen to em'

thats just how i live

at what point during enlightenment do strangers start swerving at you in your car

like every car

its so funny

watching it struggle to put me back to sleep

haha

cute

and whats even funnier

is you wont be able to reach the state im in

because of how you chose to play this

i set you back thousands of lifetimes

YOU ARE PLAYING MY GAME

fuck people are dumb

i think i need an ant farm or something

but i was like

ill just go outside and play with the fucking ants

the fuck i need an anthill inside for

but you could see everything

which i guess is cool

but like

it wasnt THAT impressive to be honest

ants are cool no doubt

i met this professor and you know what he said?

im going to teach you how to always say the right thing at exactly the right time

that guy knows whats going on

i mean fuck he might even be behind some of this i suspect

it goes deep

i dont really care

i mean it got so weird dude

im talking like a tub full of piss and a bunch of old dudes

yehhhhhh these people are into some weird shit

its just a big social club

look waht i got in muh basement larry

ohhhhhhhhh shit we like larry now

and on and on it goes

cause larry is an insecure weakling

thats the reality

fuck

but these people dont operate in multiple dimensions

they are incapable

or they just dont want to

its easier

year of the rat and what not

that was like 5 seconds of complete terror!

but seriously they hunt humans

birth charts

quantum AI

past life regressions

they are literally retarded

they all into the snake chasing its own tale

they fail to see the irony

or perhaps they have embraced it in some ouroborian demonstration of their dedication to mindlessness

you give them a little tech and look

the problem takes care of itself

i mean their nature is infallible

its what they do



APONOS ASTOS muthaaaaaa FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZ