I need a frick'n laugh - Make me laugh and best post get's a One Month Full Account Upgrade

One of my mates Girlfriend just got a tattoo of a clam shell on her inner thigh region.

If you put your ear up to it you can smell the ocean.

What's the difference between a whore & a bitch?







A whore fucks everyone... a bitch fucks everyone but you.

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Stop me if ya heard this one. 'The pope and Bill Clinton died on the same day, and there was a mix up. The pope goes down, and bill goes up. Quickly the mix up was fixed. Soon the pope was on his way up and bill heading down. As they passed one another the pope said, "I've been waiting my whole life to meet the virgin mary."
Bill says "oops."'

I'd almost forgotten about that idiot.

What do you call a Biden on top of a building?


Diddler on the Roof

Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?


No one has ever paid for a garbanzo bean on their face

Did you hear the one about the Penguin that went to the mechanic to check on his car?

He just finished an ice cream cone and still had ice cream all over his mouth...

The mechanic tells him it looks like he just blew a Seal.

The Penguin says, no fella, I just ate an ice cream and I need a napkin.

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It's a me, Hot Dog Harry!

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he can use the restroom. The bartender tells him it's out of service. The desperate man looks around and sees a staircase. He goes upstairs looking for a bathroom. He opens a door and sees a hole in the floor. He figures this is his last chance. He drops his drawers and does his business.

Feeling much better he makes his way downstairs to have a drink. He approaches the bartender and says "What happened to everyone, this place was full when I got here??!!"

The bartender replied "They all left when the shit hit the fan."

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No. That's retarded.

Two of the worst jokes I ever heard...

So was your terrible joke.

Look in the mirror

Now you're just jealous

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You're trying to shit on other people's humor, when your sense of humor is awful. Pot...kettle....black.

Here’s a really funny one

Joe Biden is POTUS