I need a frick'n laugh - Make me laugh and best post get's a One Month Full Account Upgrade

I'll type this one real slow:

Q. Why was the blond staring at the orange juice container?

A. It said "Concentrate"

Blakks beez juzz like witepeepoe ann allz duh udder races.



Best joke ever!

Why don't Pakistani's play football?

Cause on every corner, they build a shop.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Old school classics are the best!

I'm friends with a couple in their early 80's.
A while back I was at their house visiting having coffee. The wife says "I know I'm too old for cosmetic surgery and I have never been vain but don't you think the skin on my neck looks like a vagina?!" " It's so loose and here it looks just like a labia."
Her husband walks into the kitchen and says "Honey stop talking about it you are making my adams apple hard!"

True story.

I got one. Here it goes :

What’s worse than a bunch of politicians getting away with everything ?
A bunch of armed cowards who sit around complain on the internet, vote to keep the scams to continue , and toe party lines.

Not supposed to be funny. This country and this world is in deep Trouble and as much as I like to laugh like anyone else it’s just not the time to put energy into that the way things are at this time. I challenge you for a leadership spot on this forum because you’re definitely dropping the ball chief. And if you guys really believed in spreading the good word, there wouldn’t be premium accounts or “upgraded” accounts. It would be equal and accessible to all. Just sayin…enjoy you’re laughs!

I have the world’s largest penis — it’s still growing

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if this song don't make you laugh...
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excellent quality

A deer without eyes = No I-deer

My wife is blonde.... And she did that...

lol

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A southern guy was speeding in Yankee country and got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The cop walks up to the window and says, You got any ID?
The southern guy says, About what?

This is on FB (sorry), but no log in required to read this.

This is the story of Pearl, a Mermaid baby doll.

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Lunatics upgraded account is double badass

Blonds have more fun, ignorance is bliss!

He got 81 million votes. But those were votes, not the number of people who voted for him.

Yep, probs better if I spelt it that way.

Okay, boys, box formation just like we practiced.

Sound on.

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Joe Shows off Chinese writing skills

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That's funny

A worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti and says: “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”

future hunter jumper

I just lost it.

Why don't monsters eat ghosts?


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Because they taste like sheet.