The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing

After a night of getting feet, us toe monsters rub our stinky fingers behind the sleepings ears.

Ah yes, the notorious footjob.

You didn't happen to go to a bar with the Toe Monster and an incubus last night did you OP?

I’m convinced this is the secret elixir of life. It’s the fountain of youth De Soto and Cortez were seeking in their expeditions.

Last Edited by Michael Salla’s Unibrow on 11/07/2022 05:37 PM

Well I did go to a bar last night. But it was a cheese & wine bar. I might’ve OD’d on the brie. That could be my problem here.

Could I have stumbled upon the lost treasure of Solomon’s Temple? Not only was it right under our noses, it was right behind our ears! This could be paradigm-shattering.

If only the Knights Templar had removed their helmets and rubbed behind their ears. Would’ve saved them traveling to the Holy Land to fight and die.

But in honor of their courageous quest, I shall name the first bottle I market: Eau de Molay. And the release date will be Friday the 13th.

Building the temple without walls. With back-of-ear Gouda as the foundation.

Last Edited by Michael Salla’s Unibrow on 11/07/2022 05:45 PM

Just got off the phone with Mark Cuban!!!!

He said he was interested.. Then my phone cut out a little bit.

When reception was restored, I heard him say, “I’m interested…in suing you for using my name in a dumb thread on some discussion board.”

[email protected] infection.

its sweat and dead skin. take a shower

The back of anyone else’s ears smell like Blue Cheese dressing?

My pillow smells like someone ate a wedge salad off it recently.

No wonder I’ve been having dreams about Sizzler lately. Great salad bar.

Last Edited by Michael Salla’s Unibrow on 11/08/2022 12:57 AM

Yuck! Gross. Do you know what’s in tap water?!

Last Edited by Michael Salla’s Unibrow on 11/08/2022 12:56 AM

Your nasty

When someone gets baptized, does the pastor scrub behind their ears? Maybe I’ll try that.

My nasty what? Ears? Yes. Yes they are.

Last Edited by Michael Salla’s Unibrow on 11/08/2022 01:00 AM

How can the back of one’s aural organ be so tangily odiferous? It defies logic.

I’m afraid to go down and vote tomorrow, lest one of the civic volunteers calls me out for attempting to smuggle in a Chef’s Salad.

Good news!.. I scrubbed the back of my ears like several of you suggested, and they no longer smell like Blue Cheese dressing.

Now they smell like canned ham. WTH?!

Hidden Valley Snatch

Ew!

It's some kind of sex musk.

Male elephants produce the same smelly exudations when the elephant mating season comes around.

I wish I didn't know that, TBH.

You dumb? damn everyone know you take a picture with your phone than scratch and sniff the screen smfh.

It’s actually a yeast infection. Try washing with some dandruff shampoo and apply some hydrocortisone cream. It will clear up. Also drink more water.

I just tried that and the back of my ears smell like maple syrup.

Wonder what that's about?

It goes with your cauliflower ears!

Sure it's not Limburger cheese?

Makes complete sense.

Mmmm…pungent

Interesting