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The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing

 
Hidden Valley Ranch
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The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
What’s up with that?
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It means you haven't been scrubbing behind your ears.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
Have you been sleeping in Joe's lap lately??


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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
you are the chosen one
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It means you haven't been scrubbing behind your ears.
 Quoting: Duddha

But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
you are the chosen one
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That’s what I was thinking.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It means you haven't been scrubbing behind your ears.
 Quoting: Duddha

But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch

Why not Thousand Island?
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
So how can the thread writer smell the back of his ears? What's up with that?
Just don't make anything up.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It means you haven't been scrubbing behind your ears.
 Quoting: Duddha

But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch

Why not Thousand Island?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch

Or a nice Balsamic Vinaigrette?
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It means you haven't been scrubbing behind your ears.
 Quoting: Duddha

But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


How do you know the back of your ears smell like Blue Cheese Dressing?1dunno1
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So how can the thread writer smell the back of his ears? What's up with that?
 Quoting: dogman17

1) Rub back of ears with fingers.

2) Smell fingers.


I know…ingenious.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It means you haven't been scrubbing behind your ears.
 Quoting: Duddha

But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


How do you know the back of your ears smell like Blue Cheese Dressing?1dunno1
 Quoting: Shadow ™

1) Rub back of ears with fingers.

2) Smell fingers.


I know…ingenious.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
Sebaceous oil. They add it in flavoring/aroma of cheetos.

They can synthesize it in lab.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It’s so pungent I might even describe it as more of a Roquefort.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
You got an infection going on in the glands in your ear lobe, yes, it's a thing. Google it.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
Is everyone reading this smelling the back of their ears?
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
What’s up with that?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Just put A1 on your balls and you're good to go!
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
What’s up with that?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Just put A1 on your balls and you're good to go!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80380496

Good idea!
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
Smells like tangy ass.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It means you haven't been scrubbing behind your ears.
 Quoting: Duddha

But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


How do you know the back of your ears smell like Blue Cheese Dressing?1dunno1
 Quoting: Shadow ™

1) Rub back of ears with fingers.

2) Smell fingers.


I know…ingenious.
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Well if you would rub the back of your ears with a little soap on a washcloth. we wouldn't have a need for this retarded thread, now would we? I know......ingenious.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It’s so pungent, I feel like if I sniffed it for 1 or 2 minutes, I’d be in a “zone”.
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But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


How do you know the back of your ears smell like Blue Cheese Dressing?1dunno1
 Quoting: Shadow ™

1) Rub back of ears with fingers.

2) Smell fingers.


I know…ingenious.
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Well if you would rub the back of your ears with a little soap on a washcloth. we wouldn't have a need for this retarded thread, now would we? I know......ingenious.
 Quoting: Shadow ™

Nevertheless, why would unwashed back-of-ear smell like Blue Cheese dressing/ tangy ass?
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It means you haven't been scrubbing behind your ears.
 Quoting: Duddha

But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Sweat and bacteria... you haven't been washing.


thwakbad_smelly
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
If there was only a way I could capture this scent and market it for the masses.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It means you haven't been scrubbing behind your ears.
 Quoting: Duddha

But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Sweat and bacteria... you haven't been washing.


thwakbad_smelly
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84669076

Hmmm… that’s unsettling.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
If there was only a way I could capture this scent and market it for the masses.
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch

Any “sharks” out there want to invest in this?

Mark Cuban? Mr. Wonderful? Anyone?

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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
What’s up with that?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


probably cause you're a nasty MF'er...tool
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
Because it smells a lot like tangy ass, I was thinking the first markets I’d do my preliminary release in would be West Hollywood, the Castro District, Key West, Provincetown, and Fire Island. Sort of a “bottled pheromone” hinting at ass play. I think it might work.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
I might have to scratch that idea. I just smelled it again. It much more suggests a Blue Cheese odor than that of tangy ass. If only I could bottle it, I could sell it to Bobby Flay.
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
Where are my 5-star peeps at out there?
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But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


How do you know the back of your ears smell like Blue Cheese Dressing?1dunno1
 Quoting: Shadow ™

1) Rub back of ears with fingers.

2) Smell fingers.


I know…ingenious.
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Well if you would rub the back of your ears with a little soap on a washcloth. we wouldn't have a need for this retarded thread, now would we? I know......ingenious.
 Quoting: Shadow ™



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