The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing

You’re right. Then I’d have to talk about how my nutsack smells like A-1 sauce.

Is it possible to get a yeast infection behind your ears?

Better to smell like blie cheese than a can of Tuna fish!

Maybe I could scrape some off the back of my ears and spread it on a cracker. Hors d'oeuvres are served!

Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/07/2022 04:51 PM

Quite true

Well, I’m off to make a salad. Ta-ta, mein freunden!

Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/07/2022 05:00 PM

^^^ Here's your first sale ^^^ for your new Perfume, OP!

CG is looking forward to wearing some "Eau De Blue Cheese" dabbed behind her ears and armpits.

Wonderful! Would she like it gift-wrapped?

Don't drag me into his nauseating grossness.....

Beginning of a yeast or fungal infection. Blow dry your hair behind ears after showering.Yeast thrives in moisture and creases. Get some Monistat cream at Dollar Store. Check your blood sugar as diabetics trend to get yeast with elevated blood sugars. More likely if took antibiotics. Probiotics help this not happen on antibiotics.

But wait! There’s more! If you order within the next 30 minutes, I’ll also send you a bottle of A-1 Steak Sauce at no additional charge! That’s a $9.99 value for FREE!!

Thank you for that info. :)

You've been sleeping in the Combalou caves of Roquefort-sur-Soulzon

That is gonna be a glp classico

it has potential

lmao

sounds like something they'd be interested in, sure.

People don't like blue cheese touching their ranch... the best ranch ever BTW...

Oui, oui, Monsieur. C’est possible.

Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/07/2022 05:24 PM

Classico formaggio

Do you happen to have their contact info handy?

No wonder I felt so at home when I visited France.

Does this mean I have to start wearing a beret and surrendering to everyone? I’ve already got the no bathing part down.

Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/07/2022 05:19 PM

I dont always vab...but when I do it's behind my ears after expressing my dogs anal glands.

Like the chocolate - peanut butter conflict with Reese’s peanut butter cups?

I don't think autistic people will eat them...not sure but I'm kinda leaning that way.

incubus scraping its dick-cheese off on your ears over night

buy some earmuffs

Hmmm.. Hadn’t thought of that. I think I shall.

But then what if Incubus then tries to give me a Dirty Sanchez? Should I wear a Silence of the Lambs Clarisse mask, too?

Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/07/2022 05:28 PM

just put a dab of A1 sauce behind each ear and now everything is just fine.

A little dab’ll do ya