The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing | |
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Hidden Valley Ranch (OP) User ID: 73855318 United States 11/07/2022 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m convinced this is the secret elixir of life. It’s the fountain of youth De Soto and Cortez were seeking in their expeditions. Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/07/2022 05:37 PM |
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Hidden Valley Ranch (OP) User ID: 73855318 United States 11/07/2022 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If only the Knights Templar had removed their helmets and rubbed behind their ears. Would’ve saved them traveling to the Holy Land to fight and die. But in honor of their courageous quest, I shall name the first bottle I market: Eau de Molay. And the release date will be Friday the 13th. Building the temple without walls. With back-of-ear Gouda as the foundation. Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/07/2022 05:45 PM |
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Hidden Valley Ranch (OP) User ID: 72813534 United States 11/08/2022 12:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My pillow smells like someone ate a wedge salad off it recently. No wonder I’ve been having dreams about Sizzler lately. Great salad bar. Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/08/2022 12:57 AM |
Hidden Valley Ranch (OP) User ID: 72813534 United States 11/08/2022 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You got an infection going on in the glands in your ear lobe, yes, it's a thing. Google it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20151341 lol@ infection. its sweat and dead skin. take a shower Yuck! Gross. Do you know what’s in tap water?! Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/08/2022 12:56 AM |
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G. House User ID: 79751928 United States 11/12/2022 08:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing? How do you know the back of your ears smell like Blue Cheese Dressing? 1) Rub back of ears with fingers. 2) Smell fingers. I know…ingenious. I just tried that and the back of my ears smell like maple syrup. Wonder what that's about? "Everybody lies." |
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BoatyMcBoatface User ID: 77825331 United States 11/12/2022 08:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Makes complete sense. ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74695935 United States 11/12/2022 08:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing? How do you know the back of your ears smell like Blue Cheese Dressing? 1) Rub back of ears with fingers. 2) Smell fingers. I know…ingenious. I just tried that and the back of my ears smell like maple syrup. Wonder what that's about? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74695935 United States 11/12/2022 08:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How can the back of one’s aural organ be so tangily odiferous? It defies logic. Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch It's some kind of sex musk. Male elephants produce the same smelly exudations when the elephant mating season comes around. I wish I didn't know that, TBH. Interesting |