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The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing

 
Anonymous Coward
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After a night of getting feet, us toe monsters rub our stinky fingers behind the sleepings ears.
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After a night of getting feet, us toe monsters rub our stinky fingers behind the sleepings ears.
 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts

Ah yes, the notorious footjob.
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You didn't happen to go to a bar with the Toe Monster and an incubus last night did you OP?
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I’m convinced this is the secret elixir of life. It’s the fountain of youth De Soto and Cortez were seeking in their expeditions.

Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/07/2022 05:37 PM
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You didn't happen to go to a bar with the Toe Monster and an incubus last night did you OP?
 Quoting: Mr Bubble Guts

Well I did go to a bar last night. But it was a cheese & wine bar. I might’ve OD’d on the brie. That could be my problem here.
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Could I have stumbled upon the lost treasure of Solomon’s Temple? Not only was it right under our noses, it was right behind our ears! This could be paradigm-shattering.

If only the Knights Templar had removed their helmets and rubbed behind their ears. Would’ve saved them traveling to the Holy Land to fight and die.

But in honor of their courageous quest, I shall name the first bottle I market: Eau de Molay. And the release date will be Friday the 13th.

Building the temple without walls. With back-of-ear Gouda as the foundation.

Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/07/2022 05:45 PM
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Just got off the phone with Mark Cuban!!!!

He said he was interested.. Then my phone cut out a little bit.

When reception was restored, I heard him say, “I’m interested…in suing you for using my name in a dumb thread on some discussion board.”
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11/07/2022 05:54 PM
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You got an infection going on in the glands in your ear lobe, yes, it's a thing. Google it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20151341



lol@ infection.

its sweat and dead skin. take a shower
Hidden Valley Ranch  (OP)

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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
The back of anyone else’s ears smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
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My pillow smells like someone ate a wedge salad off it recently.

No wonder I’ve been having dreams about Sizzler lately. Great salad bar.

Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/08/2022 12:57 AM
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You got an infection going on in the glands in your ear lobe, yes, it's a thing. Google it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20151341



lol@ infection.

its sweat and dead skin. take a shower
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7660997

Yuck! Gross. Do you know what’s in tap water?!

Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/08/2022 12:56 AM
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What’s up with that?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Your nasty
Hidden Valley Ranch  (OP)

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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
When someone gets baptized, does the pastor scrub behind their ears? Maybe I’ll try that.
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What’s up with that?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Your nasty
 Quoting: Grognak the Ballbareian

My nasty what? Ears? Yes. Yes they are.

Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 11/08/2022 01:00 AM
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
How can the back of one’s aural organ be so tangily odiferous? It defies logic.
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I’m afraid to go down and vote tomorrow, lest one of the civic volunteers calls me out for attempting to smuggle in a Chef’s Salad.
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Good news!.. I scrubbed the back of my ears like several of you suggested, and they no longer smell like Blue Cheese dressing.

Now they smell like canned ham. WTH?!
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Hidden Valley Snatch
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So how can the thread writer smell the back of his ears? What's up with that?
 Quoting: dogman17

1) Rub back of ears with fingers.

2) Smell fingers.


I know…ingenious.
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Ew!

eekalert
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How can the back of one’s aural organ be so tangily odiferous? It defies logic.
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


It's some kind of sex musk.

Male elephants produce the same smelly exudations when the elephant mating season comes around.

I wish I didn't know that, TBH.

damned
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11/12/2022 08:11 AM
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So how can the thread writer smell the back of his ears? What's up with that?
 Quoting: dogman17


You dumb? damn everyone know you take a picture with your phone than scratch and sniff the screen smfh.
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It’s actually a yeast infection. Try washing with some dandruff shampoo and apply some hydrocortisone cream. It will clear up. Also drink more water.
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11/12/2022 08:13 AM

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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It means you haven't been scrubbing behind your ears.
 Quoting: Duddha

But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


How do you know the back of your ears smell like Blue Cheese Dressing?1dunno1
 Quoting: Shadow ™

1) Rub back of ears with fingers.

2) Smell fingers.


I know…ingenious.
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


I just tried that and the back of my ears smell like maple syrup.

Wonder what that's about?
"Everybody lies."
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11/12/2022 08:16 AM
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It goes with your cauliflower ears!
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11/12/2022 08:22 AM
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It’s so pungent I might even describe it as more of a Roquefort.
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Sure it's not Limburger cheese?
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Makes complete sense.
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...

But even if I haven’t been scrubbing behind my ears, why would it smell like Blue Cheese dressing?
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


How do you know the back of your ears smell like Blue Cheese Dressing?1dunno1
 Quoting: Shadow ™

1) Rub back of ears with fingers.

2) Smell fingers.


I know…ingenious.
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


I just tried that and the back of my ears smell like maple syrup.

Wonder what that's about?
 Quoting: G. House

chuckle
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It goes with your cauliflower ears!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76610412

lol
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Re: The Back of My Ears Smell Like Blue Cheese Dressing
It’s so pungent I might even describe it as more of a Roquefort.
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


Sure it's not Limburger cheese?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80050111

Mmmm…pungent
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How can the back of one’s aural organ be so tangily odiferous? It defies logic.
 Quoting: Hidden Valley Ranch


It's some kind of sex musk.

Male elephants produce the same smelly exudations when the elephant mating season comes around.

I wish I didn't know that, TBH.

damned
 Quoting: Jumbo Smells 83566126

Interesting





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