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What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?

 
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What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Jesus might wear sneakers and combat trousers with a huge gold chain? The Rapture is quite near now and Id love to know what he is going to wear.
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Jesus might wear sneakers and combat trousers with a huge gold chain? The Rapture is quite near now and Id love to know what he is going to wear.
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Jesus cannot rapture anyone.. it is impossible. You can be picked up in craft if you must be removed in body from the planet.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
He only has one set of clothing

because:
Malachi 3:6
"I am the Lord, and I change not"

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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Jesus might wear sneakers and combat trousers with a huge gold chain? The Rapture is quite near now and Id love to know what he is going to wear.
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Jesus cannot rapture anyone.. it is impossible. You can be picked up in craft if you must be removed in body from the planet.
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This simply isnt true. Jesus is God and will Rapture all the real christians in the blinking of an eye! He will posibly be wearing boots and a jump suit.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Everyone knows that you leave your clothes behind when you get raptured! Rapture is nude!
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Jesus might wear sneakers and combat trousers with a huge gold chain? The Rapture is quite near now and Id love to know what he is going to wear.
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A pinstriped sport jacket and a power tie
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Everyone knows that you leave your clothes behind when you get raptured! Rapture is nude!
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
He will be wearing pure light when you are blowing snot bubbles and shitting down your leg come judgment day.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Jesus might wear sneakers and combat trousers with a huge gold chain? The Rapture is quite near now and Id love to know what he is going to wear.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81586251


Jesus cannot rapture anyone.. it is impossible. You can be picked up in craft if you must be removed in body from the planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84703067


This simply isnt true. Jesus is God and will Rapture all the real christians in the blinking of an eye! He will posibly be wearing boots and a jump suit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81586251


I spoke the truth.. your inner Father IF you have one... will "rapture "you when you have fused with him.. which destroys the body. there is no rapture... the statement on the bible that is used..does not mean rapture... and Nobody in the whole creation raptures only Christians. the cosmos does NOT work that way.

and you know.. if you leave this planet in body.. it will be aboard a craft and not any other way. If the planet must be emptied you will leave in a UFO. Period. Jesus doesn't have a UFO that can lift off 2 billion people. GROW.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Everyone knows that you leave your clothes behind when you get raptured! Rapture is nude!
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and everyone is naked in heaven too just like it was originally in the Garden of Eden.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Rapture is nude ? Where people got this idea. In Bible it was not.

Quite the contrary, Ashtar says to wear clothes for 3 to -3 Celsius since this is the temperature inside the ships.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Everyone knows that you leave your clothes behind when you get raptured! Rapture is nude!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82560009


and everyone is naked in heaven too just like it was originally in the Garden of Eden.
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No way that is true. There would be perverts and the women would be upset because perverts would be there.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Everyone knows that you leave your clothes behind when you get raptured! Rapture is nude!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82560009


pigchef
 Quoting: Correct

Hebrews 4:13
Nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight. Everything is naked and exposed before his eyes...
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Everyone knows that you leave your clothes behind when you get raptured! Rapture is nude!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82560009


pigchef
 Quoting: Correct

Hebrews 4:13
Nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight. Everything is naked and exposed before his eyes...
 Quoting: Doomscroller


Thats filthy! Thats not true.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Everyone knows that you leave your clothes behind when you get raptured! Rapture is nude!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82560009


and everyone is naked in heaven too just like it was originally in the Garden of Eden.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74454492


No way that is true. There would be perverts and the women would be upset because perverts would be there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81586251


there is no bananasex in Heaven

Matt. 22:30
30 For in the resurrection
they neither marry nor are given in marriage,
but are like angels of God in heaven.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
It’s the Devils Rapture. Definitely Alien garb.

Ephesians 2:2-4
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2 Wherein in time past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience:
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
I want to wager $20 on a seersucker suit.
America first or get out!- Florida Man
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Jesus I'd imagine would be dressed Johnie Cash style

He'd be hanging out with sinners

There'd be mandrake essence burning from the door posts

Things would be much the same as they were back them

Cause nothings new under the sun

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there is no bananasex in Heaven

Matt. 22:30
30 For in the resurrection
they neither marry nor are given in marriage,
but are like angels of God in heaven.


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Then better go to Hell.

But that just isn't true, there is Sex on the New Earth, the reproduction will be like in the present Earth, with some advantages, such as reproduction under the control of the woman Will naturally, and only three months of gestation, since the bodies will be made by a finer type of matter, etheric matter.

In Operation Terra the Hosts say that on the New Earth people will dedicate a major part of the day to SEX.

If we read this passage in context in Bible we can see that people were asking Jesus stupid questions, who will be the husband in Heaven if the husband dies and the woman marry again, something like that, and Jesus shut up the mouths of these dumb asses saying that.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Only stripes socks and a cock on his arm
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Like any modern millennial Canadian Jesus will favour the GORP look - fleece jacket, Goretex,jeans, toque and hiking boots, running shoes or Baffin boots depending on the weather.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
quote tags broken

^^

marriage and the intimate union between a man and his wife
is for this age only
because it's the prefiguring and foreshadowing
of the union of the next age

the bride of Christ is the Church
the wife of YHWH is Israel
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
he'll dress like the artist previously known as Prince at his last live concert
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Jesus is the groom

We no He gets married to the Bride

We do not no who the bride is

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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
flip flops or as he prefers to call them christ cruisers
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Jesus is the groom

We no He gets married to the Bride

We do not no who the bride is
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he does not marry the bride.. who is the bride.. He bestowed is spirit of truth on all humans on this planet... You are not the bride.. there is not bride.

the Holy Alchemical Marriage is the fusion with the Father Spirit Fragment in people that have one.. and only after a certain level of consciousness is obtained. That is what "rapture" might be called.. and there is no mast rapture.. its ONE BY ONE BY ONE all over the huge creation. There are 5.6 TRILLION planets with Human mind evolved on them. That is a LOT of humans NOW and there we were all those who before over jillions of years.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
the two that incarnated in one body are already married. Esu to Nada.. and Christ Michael of Nebadon to Nebadonia.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Now put on minds.. why would Jesus Marry 2+billion men and women.. THINK.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
the two that incarnated in one body are already married. Esu to Nada.. and Christ Michael of Nebadon to Nebadonia.
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Fuck off, batshit evil deathcult bitch.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Given a white robe and a cup of everlasting water that keeps on filling whenever you are thirsty.
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Re: What clothes will Jesus wear for the Rapture?
Ancient people never wear underwear...





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