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Anonymous Coward User ID: 84703067 United States 11/11/2022 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus might wear sneakers and combat trousers with a huge gold chain? The Rapture is quite near now and Id love to know what he is going to wear. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81586251 Jesus cannot rapture anyone.. it is impossible. You can be picked up in craft if you must be removed in body from the planet. |
Red John User ID: 76380121 Canada 11/11/2022 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He only has one set of clothing because: Malachi 3:6 "I am the Lord, and I change not" :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 81586251 United States 11/11/2022 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus might wear sneakers and combat trousers with a huge gold chain? The Rapture is quite near now and Id love to know what he is going to wear. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81586251 Jesus cannot rapture anyone.. it is impossible. You can be picked up in craft if you must be removed in body from the planet. This simply isnt true. Jesus is God and will Rapture all the real christians in the blinking of an eye! He will posibly be wearing boots and a jump suit. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 84703067 United States 11/11/2022 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus might wear sneakers and combat trousers with a huge gold chain? The Rapture is quite near now and Id love to know what he is going to wear. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81586251 Jesus cannot rapture anyone.. it is impossible. You can be picked up in craft if you must be removed in body from the planet. This simply isnt true. Jesus is God and will Rapture all the real christians in the blinking of an eye! He will posibly be wearing boots and a jump suit. I spoke the truth.. your inner Father IF you have one... will "rapture "you when you have fused with him.. which destroys the body. there is no rapture... the statement on the bible that is used..does not mean rapture... and Nobody in the whole creation raptures only Christians. the cosmos does NOT work that way. and you know.. if you leave this planet in body.. it will be aboard a craft and not any other way. If the planet must be emptied you will leave in a UFO. Period. Jesus doesn't have a UFO that can lift off 2 billion people. GROW. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 81586251 United States 11/11/2022 02:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone knows that you leave your clothes behind when you get raptured! Rapture is nude! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82560009 and everyone is naked in heaven too just like it was originally in the Garden of Eden. No way that is true. There would be perverts and the women would be upset because perverts would be there. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 81586251 United States 11/11/2022 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone knows that you leave your clothes behind when you get raptured! Rapture is nude! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82560009 Hebrews 4:13 Nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight. Everything is naked and exposed before his eyes... Thats filthy! Thats not true. |
Red John User ID: 76380121 Canada 11/11/2022 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone knows that you leave your clothes behind when you get raptured! Rapture is nude! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82560009 and everyone is naked in heaven too just like it was originally in the Garden of Eden. No way that is true. There would be perverts and the women would be upset because perverts would be there. there is no in Heaven Matt. 22:30 30 For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven. :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78657603 United States 11/11/2022 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ephesians 2:2-4 King James Version 2 Wherein in time past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience: |
Florida Man User ID: 84541393 United States 11/11/2022 03:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I want to wager $20 on a seersucker suit. 1. “You can’t fire a cannon, from a canoe!” 2. “Strength is gained in the range it is trained.” 3. “If it doesn’t swim, run, or fly, or isn’t green and grow in the ground, don’t eat it.” 4. “Know that you have complete control over what you put in your mouth. No one ever ate anything by accident.” |
hwy_ho1 User ID: 78322897 Canada 11/11/2022 03:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus I'd imagine would be dressed Johnie Cash style He'd be hanging out with sinners There'd be mandrake essence burning from the door posts Things would be much the same as they were back them Cause nothings new under the sun Last Edited by hwy_ho1 on 11/11/2022 03:17 PM |
Brazilian Music User ID: 84638169 Brazil 11/11/2022 03:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | there is no in Heaven Matt. 22:30 30 For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven. ------ Then better go to Hell. But that just isn't true, there is Sex on the New Earth, the reproduction will be like in the present Earth, with some advantages, such as reproduction under the control of the woman Will naturally, and only three months of gestation, since the bodies will be made by a finer type of matter, etheric matter. In Operation Terra the Hosts say that on the New Earth people will dedicate a major part of the day to SEX. If we read this passage in context in Bible we can see that people were asking Jesus stupid questions, who will be the husband in Heaven if the husband dies and the woman marry again, something like that, and Jesus shut up the mouths of these dumb asses saying that. |
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Red John User ID: 76380121 Canada 11/11/2022 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | quote tags broken ^^ marriage and the intimate union between a man and his wife is for this age only because it's the prefiguring and foreshadowing of the union of the next age the bride of Christ is the Church the wife of YHWH is Israel :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
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hwy_ho1 User ID: 78355578 Canada 11/11/2022 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus is the groom We no He gets married to the Bride We do not no who the bride is Last Edited by hwy_ho1 on 11/11/2022 04:06 PM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 84703067 United States 11/11/2022 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus is the groom Quoting: hwy_ho1 We no He gets married to the Bride We do not no who the bride is he does not marry the bride.. who is the bride.. He bestowed is spirit of truth on all humans on this planet... You are not the bride.. there is not bride. the Holy Alchemical Marriage is the fusion with the Father Spirit Fragment in people that have one.. and only after a certain level of consciousness is obtained. That is what "rapture" might be called.. and there is no mast rapture.. its ONE BY ONE BY ONE all over the huge creation. There are 5.6 TRILLION planets with Human mind evolved on them. That is a LOT of humans NOW and there we were all those who before over jillions of years. |
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