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LMAO: Michelle Obama Opens Up About Menopause Weight Gain: ‘This Slow Creep'

 
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LMAO: Michelle Obama Opens Up About Menopause Weight Gain: ‘This Slow Creep'
“I am still physically active,” said the former first lady, “and my goal now, instead of having ‘Michelle Obama arms,’ I just want to keep moving.”

(NBC) Michelle Obama is getting candid about the physical changes in her body since reaching menopause.

The former first lady, 58, opened up to People about her menopause experience in an effort to remove the stigma from publicly discussing hormone changes in women's bodies. “There is not a lot of conversation about menopause. I’m going through it, and I know all of my friends are going through it. And the information is sparse," she explained.

The Chicago-born attorney revealed when she lived at the White House with her husband, former President Barack Obama, she and her closest friends participated in self-styled fitness “boot camps.”

Now, the friends — who teasingly called Obama the "Drillmaster" — lean on each other as they navigate menopause together.

“I find that when we get together and we’re moving and we’re laughing, then we spend a little time talking about what we’re going through. ‘What’s a hot flash?’" she said. "We have girlfriends around the table who are OBGYNs, who have real information. All of that keeps us lifted up.”

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Always said, when he gets old, it would be next to impossible to cover up his little secret.

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“I am still physically active,” said the former first lady, “and my goal now, instead of having ‘Michelle Obama arms,’ I just want to keep moving.”

(NBC) Michelle Obama is getting candid about the physical changes in her body since reaching menopause.

The former first lady, 58, opened up to People about her menopause experience in an effort to remove the stigma from publicly discussing hormone changes in women's bodies. “There is not a lot of conversation about menopause. I’m going through it, and I know all of my friends are going through it. And the information is sparse," she explained.

The Chicago-born attorney revealed when she lived at the White House with her husband, former President Barack Obama, she and her closest friends participated in self-styled fitness “boot camps.”

Now, the friends — who teasingly called Obama the "Drillmaster" — lean on each other as they navigate menopause together.

“I find that when we get together and we’re moving and we’re laughing, then we spend a little time talking about what we’re going through. ‘What’s a hot flash?’" she said. "We have girlfriends around the table who are OBGYNs, who have real information. All of that keeps us lifted up.”

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She has been having problems with midterm erections.
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Michaels secret
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He's never had a period (period)
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Michaels secret
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:Michaels secret:
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Honestly, I don’t think he was ever that skinny…

Just sayin……


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Correct terminology for big Mike is "andropause". Unlike his tits, that's a real thing.
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I am a 58 year old man also. Lost five pounds this weeks with little effort.
This dude is lying to himself.
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Michaels secret
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Honestly, I don’t think he was ever that skinny…

Just sayin……


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Obviously a fluff piece to reinforce the idea that it's a real female. You know, there's a lot of disinformation out there alluding to its actual gender. That has to be defused and deflected somehow. Perception management of the troglodyte masses in play. I need more popcorn.
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“I find that when we get together and we’re moving and we’re laughing, then we spend a little time talking about what we’re going through. ‘What’s a hot flash?’" she said. "We have girlfriends around the table who are OBGYNs, who have real information. All of that keeps us lifted up.”
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Sounds like a real intellectual conversation. Later on that evening they spoke at length about flatulence.

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Correct terminology for big Mike is "andropause". Unlike his tits, that's a real thing.
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Penopause.
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“I find that when we get together and we’re moving and we’re laughing, then we spend a little time talking about what we’re going through. ‘What’s a hot flash?’" she said. "We have girlfriends around the table who are OBGYNs, who have real information. All of that keeps us lifted up.”
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Sounds like a real intellectual conversation. Later on that evening they spoke at length about flatulence.

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lmao
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“I find that when we get together and we’re moving and we’re laughing, then we spend a little time talking about what we’re going through. ‘What’s a hot flash?’" she said. "We have girlfriends around the table who are OBGYNs, who have real information. All of that keeps us lifted up.”
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Sounds like a real intellectual conversation. Later on that evening they spoke at length about flatulence.

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lmao
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Probably takes all the OBGYNs of the entire country to lift up that fat sack of man flesh.
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People already posted the memes I was going to post.
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Fuck it, I'm doing it anyway.

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She's got a schlong




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HOLY MARY, MOTHER OF GOD, IT'S NOW A COW!

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People already posted the memes I was going to post.
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HOLY MARY, MOTHER OF GOD, IT'S NOW A COW!

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And she appears to be wearing the dining room curtains?

Guess she out grew the rest of her clothes
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Correct terminology for big Mike is "andropause". Unlike his tits, that's a real thing.
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Penopause.
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Manopause.
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I wonder if menopause messes up her BBC and droopy ballsack too.
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People already posted the memes I was going to post.
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Fuck it, I'm doing it anyway.

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