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Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter

 
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Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
As we eagerly await the impending Rapture, it is a marvel to conider that Solomon, who was Jesus` inpiration for the Rapture will arrive with Jesus in the clouds, and they will be singing psalms in celebration.
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"casting glitter"???

you people always gotta add some nonsense...


OP> pick
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
Certainly the Rapture is due.
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
We are currently in the beginnings of pre-tribulation, and so, yes, the Rapture can occur anytime now.
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People need to get right with God at this time.
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
As we eagerly await the impending Rapture, it is a marvel to conider that Solomon, who was Jesus` inpiration for the Rapture will arrive with Jesus in the clouds, and they will be singing psalms in celebration.
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
"casting glitter"???

you people always gotta add some nonsense...


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I know, right?

He must be thinking of Dr. John.
J 17:15: "I pray not that Thou shouldst take them out of the world, but that Thou shouldst keep them from the evil. vs20: Neither pray I for these alone, but for them also which shall believe on me through their word."

"The first time I saw Billy, he came walking out of a cloud." McMurtry
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make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon
don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof
Always choose dangerous freedom over safe slavery
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon
don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof
 Quoting: Danger Dan


How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences.
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make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon
don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof
 Quoting: Danger Dan


How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences.
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You're not spesholl.
Only in yor mirror you are.
I couldn't care less what happens with you kunts.
Nothing will happen.
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They will piss and shit as they pass over us ,not even having the courtesy of calling it rain....
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon
don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof
 Quoting: Danger Dan


How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81508607


For those of you "raptured" away and are worried about your pets being taken care of after you're gone. Please contact me, for $1000/per pet, I'll watch them til the end of the world.

Don't worry, as a Christian who has read God's word I know I'll be here when Christ returns for realz. Yes, I'll be here with my armor on and fighting against Satan's fiery darts while you tinklebells go fly away to the furthest parts of the unknown hiding in your proverbial corner...

How embarrassing that you fly away tinkerbells call yourself Christians.... Hoping to escape the battle of Good and Evil when God needs you most.

How pathetic....
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon
don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof
 Quoting: Danger Dan


How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81508607


For those of you "raptured" away and are worried about your pets being taken care of after you're gone. Please contact me, for $1000/per pet, I'll watch them til the end of the world.

Don't worry, as a Christian who has read God's word I know I'll be here when Christ returns for realz. Yes, I'll be here with my armor on and fighting against Satan's fiery darts while you tinklebells go fly away to the furthest parts of the unknown hiding in your proverbial corner...

How embarrassing that you fly away tinkerbells call yourself Christians.... Hoping to escape the battle of Good and Evil when God needs you most.

How pathetic....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84611807


Jesus will see through your lies.
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon
don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof
 Quoting: Danger Dan


How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81508607


For those of you "raptured" away and are worried about your pets being taken care of after you're gone. Please contact me, for $1000/per pet, I'll watch them til the end of the world.

Don't worry, as a Christian who has read God's word I know I'll be here when Christ returns for realz. Yes, I'll be here with my armor on and fighting against Satan's fiery darts while you tinklebells go fly away to the furthest parts of the unknown hiding in your proverbial corner...

How embarrassing that you fly away tinkerbells call yourself Christians.... Hoping to escape the battle of Good and Evil when God needs you most.

How pathetic....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84611807


Jesus will see through your lies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81508607


My lies. I have scripture on my side. Both Jesus and Paul say "AFTER THAT TRIBULATION" will Christ come. AFTER..

A 3 year old can understand the timeline of events better than you tinkerbell flyers...
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
Where do you pulll this type of garbage out of your rear end?


You types make this crap up like out of star wars
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
Solomon died a wretch of a piecd o' work. He had rejected the living God and worshipped false gods and even sacrificed to them. He got all into the dark arts and Solomonic Magick.

He was an abomination to the living God and died that way.

He died a fool and disgraced.
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
another big OH BROTHER THREAD of this stupid day.
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
Solomon died a wretch of a piecd o' work. He had rejected the living God and worshipped false gods and even sacrificed to them. He got all into the dark arts and Solomonic Magick.

He was an abomination to the living God and died that way.

He died a fool and disgraced.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84757138


where is the living god please...
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
There is no rapture! Who told you that? Liar!
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
Solomon died a wretch of a piecd o' work. He had rejected the living God and worshipped false gods and even sacrificed to them. He got all into the dark arts and Solomonic Magick.

He was an abomination to the living God and died that way.

He died a fool and disgraced.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84757138


where is the living god please...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84745971


Ask Him.

He is present ev'ry where. That's what "omnipresent" means.
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
another big OH BROTHER THREAD of this stupid day.
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Well we want to thank you for your valuable contribution though. Again, thanks. You really are a wealth of knowledge and wisdom. More pearls of wisdom please.
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
Solomon died a wretch of a piecd o' work. He had rejected the living God and worshipped false gods and even sacrificed to them. He got all into the dark arts and Solomonic Magick.

He was an abomination to the living God and died that way.

He died a fool and disgraced.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84757138


Look, a bible reader that doesn't take what man says about the bible and then believe it but rather what God says.

Let's stone him, right raptard tinkerbells?
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11/16/2022 01:54 PM
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
Solomon is a legend and will return with Jesus.
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Just what is Solomon going to cast Gary Glitter in?
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Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
Where do you pulll this type of garbage out of your rear end?


You types make this crap up like out of star wars
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80570019


You need to crack open a bible and read it.
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personally
I can't wait for you idiots to vanish

but it won't happen.
Always choose dangerous freedom over safe slavery





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